Fan-Napped (Editing In Progress)

Chapter 8

 Ash's POV

We all froze in horror.

I stared with my mouth open at Anam who had the same identical expression.

"What now?" Mouthed Anam.

I shrugged helplessly at her.

I looked at the boys and they all were frozen too. Louis had his hands on his eyes, Harry had his hand on his mouth and Niall had hands on his ears. They reminded me of the three monkeys. You know, the 'see no evil, speak no evil and hear no evil' ones. It was quite funny. Zayn just stood there with his hands in his pockets, staring at the broken vase. Liam had his Daddy Direction face activated.

Just then my Grandma entered the room and we turned to stare at her. Louis was peeking through his fingers.

"Ash and Anam you home very late!" She scolded, wagging a finger. She was wearing a sleeping gown with her white hair tucked into a cap. She noticed One Direction. "Who these girls?"

"Hey! Who are you calling us girls. We're bo-" Harry started to say but Anam whispered, "shut up!"

Grandma looked curiously at Harry through her thick glasses. "This girl talks like boy. I will call her cave girl because she talks like boy and has caveman hair."

We all muffled our laughter while Harry glared at the floor with an angry yet an embarassing expression. Did I mention my Grandma had come from South West Asia? Or that she's half blind?.

"Grandma these are my friends and they are going to be staying here for a while." I said.

"Okay! But..." Grandma began until Anam jumped in.

"Grandma we are very tired and we need to rest. We are going upstairs. Goodnight!!" Anam said as quickly as possible before she had a chance to ask us another question.

Then we all ran upstairs and towards our room, Anam and I just opened the door until we were pushed in by 5 boys. We fell on the ground with a great thud.

"What's that noise?" Grandma shouted from downstairs.

"Nothing Grandma it was just a cockroach, I killed it." I said shouting and stood up, giving Anam a hand.

"What the hell guys! You could've crushed us!"

"You guys said 'follow me'..." Louis said grinning.

"Yeah, but not crush us!" said Anam said angrily.

"Okay, so where do we sleep?" Liam said, yawning.

"On the couch...." Anam said.

"What! We aren't sleeping on the couch, you guys are!" Harry said.

"But these are our beds..." Anam began.

"But we are guests and you should treat guest with hospitality..." Liam cut her off.

"Okay...lets do rock paper scissors. Two people get to play, one of you guys and either me or Anam. We have three tries and if we win, we get to sleep on our beds and you guys get to sleep on the couch and if we lose, we'll get to sleep on the couch....DEAL??" I said acting smart. (...:P).

"Deal!" Louis said.

"So who's playing out of you guys?" Anam said.

"Um...Guys come here!" Louis said and the boys made a circle and whispered amongst themselves. After a while they turned around and Niall came forward. I'll be playing from our side.

"Get ready to sleep on the couch." I said grinning.

"You're on!" Niall said getting his game face on.

ROUND 1:

Rock...

Paper...

Scissors...

"Yay I win!" I exclaimed, high-fiving Anam.

"Oh no you don't, come on!!" Niall said. The boys looked helpless. 

ROUND 2: 

Rock...

Paper...

Scissors...

"Yay I win nananana," said Niall and the boys cheered.

"I gave you chance....you were looking helpless..." I said.

"Ash you can do this!! Just win this last round and the beds are ours!" Anam said bucking me up.

"Niall if you don't win this 3rd round, no Nando's tommorow!!" The boys threatened.

ROUND 3 (LAST ROUND):

Rock...

Paper...

Scissors...

"YAY! WE WON! CUSHY AND REALXING BEDS HERE WE COME!!" Anam and I shouted, not loud enough for Grandma to hear.

"Oh come on Niall! You just lost ti a girl! No Nando's for you mister." Liam said.

"No! You can't take Nando's from me!" Niall said whining.

"Guys don't you want to sleep? I thought you were tired..." I said looking towards Liam.

"Okay, guys come on!" Liam said waving a hand.

Our room is pretty big so it has a couch which turns into a bed, two beds, our closets and dressing table.

"Wait guys. Only three people can sleep on the couch. The other two will have to sleep in our sleeping bags..." I said to them.

"Okay, so who gets the sleeping bags and who get the couch?" Louis asked.

"You, Me and Zayn will be sleeping on the couch and Niall and Harry will get the two sleeping bags." Liam decided.

"Hey!" Niall protested. "Why can't I sleep on the couch?"

"'Cause you fart when you sleep" Louis said, grinning at Niall who blushed.

"And Harry you know why are you sleeping in the sleeping bag, right?" Zayn said.

Harry nodded.

"Okay guys, goodnight, sleep well and if you have any trouble you can wake us up anytime." I said switching off the lights, hoping for another brilliant and crazy day ahead with ONE FREAKING DIRECTION!!

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