The Adventures of Jefree!

I met a pony

Well having a giant stab wound is a giant let down. But the bright side is that you get a free t-shirt that says "I was stabbed today!"

While wandering around the forests of death I met an odd creature.

"Hiya pal!" I greeted.

"HWIDJWOWUEHEOFHAOOOOLLLLLLL," It yelled.

It pointed at it's name tag that said: I'm a horsey feed me ostritches.

Oh was all I could say.

After long periods of silence I had the best idea! To engulf it in my backpack stomach and eat it's blubber!

Today was quite the adventure.