This is my first official chapter for this book!
I want to wish a very Happy Birthday to Madds or patdfan111
this was meant to be done yesterday but since I'm a lazy ass I forgot oops
Once upon a time there was a small gate.
The gate was portal connecting two different worlds, the Gnome and Hooman world...
The two worlds lived in peace for years but this all changed one day.
King Gnome (the ruler of Gnomes) was scared. It wasn't the great and powerful was crying (other than sad Phan edits) but now was one.
The WORMY WORMS WERE HERE
DUN
DUN
DUN
Nae Worm: KNEEL PUNNY GNOMES AS I TAKE OVER YOUR LAND AND STEAL YOUR PINTEREST PASSWORDS MWAHAHA! *wiggle wiggle*
King Gnome: OH DAM
Fat Gnome: OH DAM
The whole universe: OH DAM
King Gnome: *falls to his knees* NUUUUUUU ALL THE PHAN EDITS ILL MISS
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And so, the Gnomes were forced to hide and enter the Hooman world...
Through the portal they entered, greeted by a Hooman
King Gnome: *shoves Fat Gnome forward* talk to it
Hooman: *stares*
Fat Gnome: ahm hello Hooman, we need ur halp defeating Nae worm
Hooman: dafuq
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And so the Hooman known as Madaddy the Emo agreed to help the Gnomes.
Once they had entered the Gnome world they saw that Nae worm had crushed most of the houses and was having a rave.
Nae worm: *wiggle rave wiggle*
The hero charged at the worm ready to kill it
Hooman: DIE MOTHER FUKA
Hooman: *steps on Nae worm*
Nae worm: NUUUUUUUU WHY CRUEL WORLD *poofs out of existence*
Everyone: *cheers*
Hooman: LETS RAVE BITCHES
And so everyone raved for hours until they got bored and got McDonald's :)
THE END
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Random One-shots
RandomThis is a following up book (kinda) to Amy x Paper where I write silly one-shots of my friends and stuff we come up with on a regular basis. I'll try to upload at least once a month cause I'm lazy AF. The ratings go from k to M cause of stuff... *lo...
