Let's talk about me because im bored. My name is "Jeff". No no no. Not JEFF OR Jeff. Its just jeff, lowercase jeff that is. Stupid author wrote ma name wrong!
Person:But aren't you the author?
Me: Shhhhhhh child~
Anyways, what gender am I? Oh um a Dinosaur? HA YES OF COURSE HOW COULD I FORGET! My gender is a weird Dinosaur.
I eat pears
When i sit in chairs
Because nobody cares
Because they have hair
And breathe in that fresh air
I hope my tiny rhyme made you inspired to do something important....... to breathe air. I also like memes. Bts memes are life..... if u  dont know whi they are.... get in the fandom to understand them dank memez~
Well this was weird......... I guess thanks for the MEMEries even if they weren't so dank~ Fob reference *I'm not sorry...... BAI~

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 02, 2017 ⏰

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