The tale of Pepe and Ryan Ross's love child

That Damn Party Game

Pepe loved Panic! At The Disco he especially shipped Ryden. But what Pepe didn't love was Brallon shippers. One day Pepe was invited to a party but not any party this was Ryan Ross's birthday party. Pepe was so excited and nervous because he loves Ryan and didn't wanna do anything stupid in front of him.

The night finally came , Pepe was so nervous he had been dreaming about meeting Ryan for ages. He rolled up to the event in fancy clothing, nicely ironed. He nervously walked up to the front door, knocked twice and was greeted by Ryan himself and with a friendly tone Ryan exclaimed, " Oh hello you must be Pepe so nice to me you, come in!" Pepe could barely contain his excitement to know Ryan Ross the Ryan Ross knew who he was. Pepe walked in beside Ryan as Ryan showed him where to sit for a party game. As he sat he noticed that Ryan had grazed his but, but Pepe didn't want to say anything because he didn't want to accuse Ryan of something he probably didn't mean to do. The sat around in a circle. Pepe had no idea what they where playing but then he knew, he saw Ryan put a bottle in the middle of the circle instantly Pepe got nervous. It was Doge's turn first it spun and spun and landed on Jon Walker. Doge went in and as he did Jon couldn't hold back his laughter and ended up giggling half way through. Now it was Jon's turn he spun and it landed on Pepe they went in and both Pepe and Jon could not hold in there laughter. Pepe spun the bottle and it landed on Ryan in Pepe's head he was celebrating but in real life he was freaking the fuck out. Pepe went in and as Pepe got closer to Ryan's lips he relaxed a bit and went with it and then they touched and Pepe was so happy and relieved he didn't fuck it up.

Later that night Ryan came up to Pepe and exclaimed "You wanna go up stairs and get away from the noise?"
Pepe replied, "OK!"
As they where walking up the stairs Pepe was so nervous to see what was actually gonna happen. They got to Ryan's bedroom and went in Ryan said, "You can sit in the bed if you want!" Pepe sat. Ryan sat next to him and they begin to chat about what being a meme was like and what leaving Panic! was like. Ryan said leaving Panic! was like breaking up with a girlfriend because him and Brendon where very romantically involved and when they broke up so did Panic!. Pepe finally learnt the truth about Ryden and was so happy that it was real. They continued to talk and plinking about personal stuff like the girlfriends and the boyfriends they have had. Then all of a sudden Ryan lent of and started making out with Pepe and Pepe started kissing back. Ryan lied him down and started kissing his neck and pulling down his pants. Ryan stopped and said "Are you sure you want this?" Pepe replied "Yes". Ryan pulled Pepe's pants all the way down and noticed that instead of a penis he had a vagina Ryan said "Can you get pregnant?" Pepe said "No I'm on birth control" Ryan nodded and started going down on Pepe. Pepe started moaning and Ryan came back up and put his penis inside of Pepe. Pepe led out a huge moan and exclaimed "OMG YESS DADDY OMG!" Ryan heard him and said "YESS call me DADDY OMG that gets me so hard!". Ryan started to hump him really fast and then him and Pepe both came. Ryan rolled over and exclaimed "OMFG that was fucking awesome". Pepe nodded and they went back down stairs.