Lazuli: I...I don't know what to say...I'm a disgrace. ANYWAY, LET'S GET WITH THE MUCH-NEEDED CHAPPIE
@Maddie-The-Wolf : I have a dare...Okay I dare Horror Sans and Dust Sans to let Blue hug them and they're not allowed to hurt him and if they think about hurting him they will both be turned into pineapples and be sent to the depths of Hell.
Ari: I DON'T WANT THEM IN MY HOME!
Lazuli: Shush child
Blue: YAY! A HUG FOR YOU *points at Dust* AND A HUG FOR YOU *points at Horror* EVERYBODY GETS SOME HUGS!!!
Dust: Waitwaitwait, l-lets think about this, hold on a secon-GAH! *Blue has already hugged him and lifted him*
Blue: HUGS!
Blue: *evilly grins while staring intently at Horror* AND NOW IT'S YOUR TURN *lunges*
Horror: SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT!
US Paps: S W E A R O N E M O R E T I M E, I D A R E Y O U.
Horror: 0.0 S-Shiitake...?
US Paps: That's better...
Blue: COME HERE!!!!
Horror: *accepts his fate* FINE
Blue: *hugs*
Horror: *thinks* gonna kill this kid one day...
Lazuli: Ha! Off to Hell for you two...BUT FIRST...*uses magic to make them both pineapples with tourist shirts* PERFECT
Pineapple-Dust: MMFF MMMFFF! *angry*
Lazuli: ~I cant hear you~
*they are sent to Hell and served to visiting demons as an appetizer before the main course meal in a five-star resturant*
Lazuli: Alright, whats next? *glances at script*
@lavenderhair33 : Hi! I got a dare for Inky from Inky from Ink!Tale...I dare Inky to kiss...Me! Error can be alone forever. >:3
Ink: *blushes madly and begins stuttering more than Ari's secret senpai* 0///0 I...um...I-I can't ch-cheat on Er-Error...T-That's w-wrong...
Lazuli: You gotta do it, Inky.
Ink: O Okay... *le peck on le cheek*
@lavenderhair33 : A KISS ON THE LIIIIIIPPPPPSSS!
(ayyy Gravity Falls reference! No? no one likes it? Awwww)
Ink: Okay...*kisses Lavender on the lips*
@lavenderhair33 : HA! SUCK IT, ERROR! HE'S MINE NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *runs off into the distance carrying Ink*
Lazuli: Heh. That's cute. Welp, what's next?
@ArianaIsAWaffle : QUICK EVERYONE IMAGINE LAZULI WITH A SOMBRERO FOR THIS CHAPTER!!!
Lazuli: Ari, that's not gonna work-OH SHIT! *A green and gold sombrero has appeared on Lazuli's head*
SwapFell Pap: HAHAHAHAHA
Lazuli; PISS OFF
Lazuli: *sighs* Okay, what's actually next?
@nina1wolf1wild : Le poof everyone is now fluffy kitties (=^-w-^=)
Lazuli: Why is the second time we've been turned into animals? whatever. *has a cat-nap.hehehe. cat-nap*
@psychopathic_lilgirl : I dare Geno to dress up as a cat and do the nyah meme.
Geno: Well, at least I won't have to dress up. *deep breath* BAKU BAKU NYAH NYAH BAKU BAKU NYAH BAKU BAKU NYAH NYAH OOOOOOOOOWAAOYOO (or whatever the fuck it is)
Lazuli: *snickers* what's next? (holy shit that's hilarious)
@nina1wolf1wild : I have a question for everyone...do you guys know UnderTail?
Lazuli: ...........COVER BLUE'S EYE'S! AND UT PAP'S! Wait...wouldn't it be eye sockets?? WHATEVER IT'S GO TIME PEOPLE GO GO GO!
*a picture of UnderTail appears-OH SWEET EVER LOVING CINNAMON ROLLS ITS HIDEOUS KILL IT*
*a magic Malachite appears. Lazuli and Ari have fused to fight the abomination of an UnderTale AU.*
Malachite: FUUUCK YOOOUUU, UNDERTAIL! DDDIIIIEEEEEEE
*it was defeated*
Lazuli: my head...Ari, are you okay?
Ari: I'm fine
Lazuli: Well, I think that's enough for now. As a reward for being so loyal and putting up with my bullshit, I've decided to reveal my real name...
Lazuli: My name's Bridget! I will being accepting asks and dares too! I wanna join in on the fun! Laters.
*flies away to read creepypasta*
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A Skelebro Sleepover {CONTINUED IN OTHER BOOK}
FanfictionAsk random questions to any AU Sans or Papyrus and be entertained as a I put them in situations almost as cringy as my life. It's garbage, but like, REALLY GOOD garbage
