One day there was a pig named mr. Bacon. He loved to eat bacon. That day a bacon asteroid hit bacon city. Mr. Bacon dig one hundred feet underground and he was safe. Or so he thought!? WRONG! The bacon robots (or bacon-bots) dug down with their bacon machines to find mr. Bacon. Mr. Bacon dug further until he reached the bacon crust but dug through it with his bacon powered bacon boots. Then he fell into the bacon flavoured bacon and turned into bacon. He will forever be remembered.
*derp face*
