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The Lemon Jelly of DOOM!!!!!
These four girls were having a sleepover and two of them went to the bathroom together because they were scared and while they were in there they heard a scream coming from the bedroom and they were really scared but they went to check it out anyway and when they got to the bedroom they found it empty and the other two girls were missing so they started searching for the missing girls and they looked under the bed and found one of the missing girls strangled to death and one of the girls started to scream and she screamed so loud her lungs fell out and when the other girl saw this she started to flee but when she got to the stairs she found the other missing girl lying there on the bottom step and her face was being eaten by cats so the girl ran into the kitchen and climbed into a cupboard because she didn't want to get eaten by cats and while she was hiding there she found a packet of lemon flavor jelly and she was really hungry so she began eating it but after she was done eating it she began to feel really sick and then she puked all over the cupboard but when she looked down she saw that instead of jelly she had puked up a big pile of poo and suddenly the poo started growing arms and a head and the poo turned around and looked at her with big staring eyes and it said "I am the jelly which was eaten" and the girl screamed and ran out to the car but it was locked so she had to break a window to get in and then when she shut the door and looked in the rear view mirror there was an old woman sitting in the back seat and the woman said "I am the woman who killed her children" and the woman had hooves instead of feet and a tail instead of a head and a hand instead of a hook and a head instead of an ass. (This story is true.)
Free pizza
It was 1983 and a group of close friends decided to have a sleepover. There were two teenage girls named Sandra and Tina and one guy named Gary.
After Sandra's parents left, the three teenagers made themselves some snacks and watched a movie together. They were busy chatting away until 10 PM, when they suddenly heard a knock on the front door. Sandra was puzzled because she wasn't expecting any more visitors that evening. When she got up and went to answer the door, she got a shock.
Standing on the front porch was a pizza delivery man.
"There must be some mistake," said Sandra. "We didn't order any pizza."
The man grinned at her and replied, "This pizza is free."
Shrugging her shoulders, the girl accepted the pizza and shut the door. She brought the pizza into the living room and opened the box. Inside, she found a half-eaten pizza. Everybody had a few slices and, within a few minutes, the pizza was gone. Gary stood up and excused himself to go to the bathroom.
A short while later, Sandra and Tina heard a terrifying scream coming from upstairs. They ran out into the hallway just in time to see Gary tumbling down the stairs. He landed on the floor and lay motionless. There was a sharp kitchen knife sticking out of his back.
Sandra ran to the phone and tried to call an ambulance, while Tina tried to comfort Gary. It was no use, he was already dead. When Sandra picked up the phone, she was shocked to discover that there was no dial tone. Since mobile phones hadn't been invented yet, the girls decided to wait until their parents came home.
As the clock struck 11PM there was a knock at the front door. Sandra opened it, expecting to see her parents. Instead, the pizza delivery man was standing there holding another free pizza. Sandra was suspicious but she took the pizza and shut the door. When they opened the pizza box, they saw that there was only a quarter of a pizza inside.
The girls were hungry, so they ate the pizza. Just as Tina was swallowing the last slice, a shot rang out and she keeled over and slammed face-first into the ground. Sandra screamed and bent down to help her friend. She saw that there was a gunshot wound in the back of Tina's head and blood was leaking out and pooling on the carpet.
At midnight, there was a final knock on the door. Sandra shuddered uneasily as she opened the door. The pizza delivery man handed her another free pizza. Inside, she found one single slice of pizza. With trembling fingers, she raised the slice to her mouth and began to eat it.
Suddenly, she felt a tangled rope snake its way around her neck. It pulled tight and she hung from the ceiling like a coat on a hatstand.
Later that night, Sandra's parents returned home and found a scene of carnage in their little house. Gary's corpse lay at the foot of the stairs, impaled with a knife. Tina's body lay face-down on the carpet in a pool of blood. Sandra's corpse was hanging by the neck from a thick rope, her face purple and her tongue swollen and black.
Sandra's father immediately called the police, who came to examine the crime scene. They found that each of the bodies had a business card pinned neatly to their clothes. One investigator bent down and picked up the business card. It read, "Tom's Pizza".
Upon further investigation, the police discovered that, many years ago, there had been a fast food joint by that name. The odd thing was that Tom's Pizza Place had burned down in 1966 and all of the employees had perished in the blaze.
