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Suave's POV:
It would appear that I have entered a fight against Eterna. Honestly, I didn't want to fight her. I'm just one hell of a Butler, not one hell of a target. Eterna pulled out her gun.
"Everyone!" I yelled, "take cover!"
(Y/n) was helping Lord Encre out of the table, and just in time too when Eterna's gun rang out. The kid that was with (Y/) and Lord Encre, ran up the stairs to get the doctor. Not good.
I had dodged a couple bullets that Eterna fired at me, one shot me on the shoulder and the other on my leg. It burns like fire that Hades threw at me. I am in no shape to fight a Vampire Huntress like her, but maybe I can distract her while (Y/n) and Lord Encre escape with no harm done.
That gave me a marvellous idea.
"Hey Eterna," I said with a slight smirk on my face, "You know, you're aims are pretty suckie... and you barely even set the hook."
Eterna stopped for a moment.
"Did...Did you just... INSULT ME?!" She growled.
"Maybe I didn't." I replied, "but maybe I did. But hey, at least you didn't get skunked."
That seemed to draw a lot of attention from her. Now, she started firing bullets directly at me. I had little time to dodge, but at least I figured what was coming and barely ducked.
I kept up with a few insults until I realized.... I was starting to make fish puns. Fish puns like:
"Not bad, Cod to do batter."
"Holy Shrimp! This Scampi happening!"
"We should Dolphinitely scale back on the fish puns."
"Any Fin is possible if you don't Trout yourself."
"This is Seariously dangerous people, I'm not even Squidding around!"
"I'm not liking this battle against you Eterna, becuase the atmosphere is too Tench."
(Y/n) and Lord Encre tried not to laugh much at all. I looked over them sweating a bit from dodging too much.
"I'm mean not bother," I said sounding a bit exhausted, "I think this is Reely the best time that you two should go!"
They understood the message and slowly sneak passed Eterna. Encre ran to the forest, but (Y/n) stayed not wanting to leave me.
"What are doing?" I called to her, "Go while there is still an oppor-Tuna-ty for you to escape!"
"I can't leave you," she replied shaking, "Not again..." She seemed to mumbled the last part.
As I was distracted, Eterna shot me on my other shoulder. I yelped in pain.
"Just go!"I yelled, "I'll catch up to you and Lord Encre very soon."
As much as I didn't want her to go, I had to think that... I'm just a butler... and a butler's duty is to make sure that guests, lords, and mistresses are safe... nothing more...nothing less. (Y/n) is a pretty, lovely, and persistant person... I do not accept such hospitality she has given me...
(Y/n) wasn't happy about what I said, but she knows that I will always reject offers and hostilities..
"Promise me you won't die.." She finally said, "promise on the River Styx."
I have never heard of any "River Styx" before.. "Yea," I replied, "I promise."
With that, she left and ran after Encre into the forest. I turned around to face Eterna once more.
"Well," I said looking pretty exhausted, "It's just you and me now..."
Eterna fired 5 bullets at me and I had dodged at least three of them, the other two shot me in my stomach, which was enough to topple m down to the ground. As i tried to get up, Eterna put a foot on me and pointed her gun at my head with the last bullet in it.
"Any last words?" She said with an evil grin on her face looking down at me, "before I turn you to dust."
Suddenly, someone taps her on the shoulder.
"Sorry," said the familiar voice, "But his my butler... and you will do no such thing."
I finally realized who's voice it was, as Eterna's foot was off me, I got a glimpse of the person before He began fighting Eterna.
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It was Lord Fallacy.
Eterna and Lord Fallacy fought for dominance over the gun. Lord Fallacy tried to snatch it away from her, but Eterna was strong also trying to get the gun from him.
I stood up to help, but I had lost so much blood I passed out...
But before I did, I heard one last thing... I didn't know who it was, everything was blurry...
"D I E "
The gun fired it's last bullet.
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Let the Monster Rise
Fanfictionyou have lived in the human village for a long time and decided to go on adventure to seek out if the legend about the vampires truly exists. you have arrived in a small village called Undervill and lived for a few days. what mysterious lie in front...
