"Hi big boy," I attacked Brad from behind.
"They're still upset you know," he said as he waved them goodbye.
"Well, it's their loss. Plus, I technically didn't owe them my sexual preferences." I argued back.
"But the main reason is that I knew all along." He waited for my reply with those oceanic eyes piercing into me.
"Fine. Tomorrow after school I'll deal with it," I gave up arguing.
"Its friday." He pointed.
"Well then sucks." I shrugged.
I could feel his eyes looking down on me. "Monday!"
He smiled brightly and pat my head. "So. No one's home tonight. Care to join?"
"Sure. Wouldn't miss a chance to be alone with you, babe." I stood in front of him and started stroking his cheeks with my thumb.
"How could they not've seen it coming." I heard him say under his breath.
"Thats cause no one is as smart as my man." I smiled and tip toed to kiss his cheek.
"God dammit Alex, get in," he was already making his way to the drivers seat while I was pulling the handle out.
"Couldn't you find a more hectic car to buy?" I questioned for the thousand time I enter this car.
"There is no room for our bags, only two seats, and even the doors open upwards. I have to go all the way up to get them after I've settled." We said in unison the last part.
I fake gasped, "excuse you."
The rest of the ride was me pointing out how impolite is it to speak while someone else is. It was a short ride.
"Ugh home." I sighed the moment we entered. "Is there any cookies?" I'm sure I saw some a day or two before.
"Nope. I ate them all." He yelled halfway through the staircase.
"You did what?" I screeched.
"I did a lot. Thats why I'll be taking a nap. Don't wake me up for whatever reason. It was your fault I didn't get any sleep last night. If you burn the house down baking cookies you know where the fire extinguisher is. Night," and with that I heard his bedroom door slam.
Well I'll let him sleep for a bit. I ordered a pizza and watched some Rupaul's Drag Race. Without paying much attention, it was already dark. Might as well wake him up.
I slid open his bedroom door quietly and got on top of him. With my knees spread apart I got as close as I can from his face and went, "OH MY GOD BRAD THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE,"
"Nice try, now get off me." He said huskily.
Perhaps it was getting quiet old. "Get up, we'll go swimming."
"For fucks sake, Alex. There's the closet and the pool is down stairs."
"But I don't wanna be alone" I whined as I rode him like a horse. A devilish smug found its way across my face as I whispered. "I got pizza."
"Really? Thats good," he seemed unimpressed for a second.
"Aight. I'll go finish the seafood pizza with extra crabs by myself then," his looked defeated as his eyes slowly began opening. He grabbed me by the hips and threw me the other side of the bed.
"You're an ass," he said making his way down the stairs.
I was now watching him eat, and use his phone. "Whats so important that you're ignoring pizza and I for?"
