how you get the girl ➵ pjm

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+63 972 313 4865: is this jung seulji?

: this is her alright

: who dis?

+63 972 313 4865: this is park jimin :) we're in english class together

: oh you

park jimin: yes me

: what does park jimin want at
this time of night?

park jimin: it's only 8 pm,
seulji "-_-

: a girl like me needs a long
sleep okay?

: just get straight to the point,
park jimin-ah

park jimin: i like your friend

: sun hee?

park jimin: yes :)

: ok? so?

park jimin: can u help me win
her :( :( all the boys in school seem
to like her as much as i do

: just ask her out, dude

: why do u need my help

park jimin: that's the point,
i can't ask her out cos others
beat me to it

park jimin: if u help me, it'll
be easier to approach her :)

: nah

: been there done that

: try again next time, chim chim

park jimin: chim chim?

: it's cute

park jimin: i forget how blunt
you are

: what are u talking about
we never spoke

park jimin: what are u
talking about i'm friends with
jungkook

: jungkook?

: OHH YOU'RE THAT
PARK JIMIN!!!

: thought u were someone else
sorry ur name is too common

park jimin: ...anyways

park jimin: pls help me :(

: let me think about it

: what's in it for me

park jimin: you'll have a prom
date if u help me

: nah boy you aint gonna be
my prom date >:(

park jimin: NOT ME JFC

park jimin: does the name
kim namjoon ring any bell to u

: HELL TO THE NO HOW
DO U KNOW THAT I LIKE HIM

park jimin: i knew you
would ask what's in it for you

park jimin: so i managed a
deal

: so basically

: i help you get the girl and
in return i'll have kim namjoon
aka the cutest guy in school to
get him to ask me to prom?

park jimin: IF i get the girl

: oh honey you will

: DEAL, BITCH

park jimin: COOL ^__^

park jimin: it's really nice
of you to do this btw

: psh i know

: now let me show you how
to get the girl, park jimin.

INSPIRED BY TAYLOR SWIFT'S 'HOW YOU GET THE GIRL'

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