Ask/Dare Us!- (Creepypasta)

Ask #Bir

Michael Gonzalo: did Toby like it??

Toby: liked what?

Hoodie: The dare

Toby: hmm?

Hoodie: THE DARE ABOUT LICKING THE DAMN TOILET SIT

Toby: come again?

Hoodie: ARGH!!! YO-

EJ: you should better stop, you're wasting your anger on A Toby, I got this....

Toby: ummm....what?

EJ: The Dare from the love Gods that brought you and Waffrance together, not to mention IT IS the holy dare that made you guys married, remember?

Toby: I remember it like it was yesterday

Ej: ~sigh~ it WAS yesterday 

Toby: of course, I liked it, Saint Michael, Saint of LOVE, dared it to me

Door opens

Offender: Hey, guys whattcha' up to?

Jeff: we're are doing an ask/dare from the people on the internet

Offender: OK, I get it now, so that's why Toby proposed to that stack of waffles

EJ: ~sigh~ We wish it WAS only a dare

Offender: wait, What...?

Hoodie: The proposal, The wedding and The honeymoon, really did happen

Offender: .....

Hoodie: ......

Jeff: .......

EJ: You'll catch up with it all don't worry *walks out of the room*

Offender: ......

Jeff: anyway, what happened to you?

Offender: ......what....?

Jeff: I mean what happened to you, why are you wearing a Tank-Top and sweat pants? Where's your coat? Your jeans?

Offender: hehe ~blush~ let's just say it's a very fantastic morning

Jeff: uh, OK

Offender: oh, before I forget Slender said Breakfast's ready

EJ: We'll be there just gotta finish answering this ask and maybe another ask? Dare? I dunno *sips Coffee*

Tina: where the hell did you come from? I just saw you walk out of the room

EJ: Phantom...

Sally: *gasp* You're a Phantom??!!

EJ: Where the hell did you come from?

Tina: I was asking you the same thing

Sally: ahaha! EJ's a Phantom, that's so cool!!!

Fire burning sounds

Offender: hey Zalgo

Zalgo: Sup Offender?

Offender: nothin' much, you?

Zalgo: me either

Offender: Breakfast's ready BTW

Zalgo: oh, great later *teleports to the kitchen*

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