Rich: hey hey hey hey hey look Eddie.
Eddie: where?
Rich: over there.
Eddie:I can't see nothing.
Rich pokes his fingers into eddies eyes and twists them.
Rich: now can u see.
Eddie: no because u just poked my eyes, you bastard, what the fuck is wrong with u?
Rich: nothing.
Eddie: so why did I catch you talking to your penis again last week.
Rich: the little... uh ummmm I mean the big, actually gigantic abnormal sized guy gets lonely sometimes.
Eddie: of course he does, its not like I here you every night playing with him and moaning oooo Sue Carpenter.
Rich: no, I've never done that, anyway look at them jugs
He walks over to the woman.
Rich: Hello my names Richard Richard and I'm 2 foot long how about u. Oh do u wanna hear a joke?
Woman: ok.
Rich: what did the man with a 2 foot cock eat for breakfast?..... I had two nice boiled eggs this morning.
The woman stands up and smacks rich in the face and he passes out on the floor and Eddie kicks him in the stomach.
