The Birds and the Bees...

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*America and Canada as Chibis* 

-America- "Hey Engwand? Me and Canada  heawd France talking to uncle Spain and uncle Prussia about something stwange.

-England- "Oh really? What about, love?"

-America- *whispers in England's ear* 

-England- "W-W-Whaaat?! FRANCE!! GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW YOU BLODDY GIT!!" 

-France- "Ohonhon~ and what is it now, Mon Cher?"

-England- *puts hands on hips* "I think you owe our boys an explanation as to what you and your obnoxious mates were talking about last night!"

-France- *eyes widen* "oooh I see. Zhey want to know about zhe faire l'amour, no?" ((Look up faire l'amour at your own risk))

-England- *blushes* "j-just get it over with, you wanker!!"

-France- *kneals down to chibi America and Canada and places his hands on their shoulders* "Well mes amours ((my loves)) when two people love each other very much they..." *censored the rest of the way for a reason...*

-America and Canada- ...... *cries* 

-England- "Great! Now they will never want to have a relationship with someone!"

-France- "But Angleterre ((England))!! Jou told me to tell zhem!"

-England- "But you didn't have to add that we do it!!"

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