Criminal

Criminal chapter 1

Matts pov
I walk around trying to find a good place to eat. Dennys? No. Burger mac? No. Oh now here's a place I can chow down on. I walk inside Brads food channel and talk to the waiter. Eh! Waiter! C'mere I want some food! "Sir your gonna have to wa-" Yeah um can I get a burger and some fries? "OH! Um right away sir!" She rushed to grab my fries and burgers and put them down in my face with a big plop! "Um Im so sorry sir! Here I'll get you a free soda!" You may be thinking im just a ordinary man! Why do I get free food! Well thats because im the greatest robber of them all. I sit down they all bow! Ha! I like my life. "Oh! Hah! I didn't see you there! Said a gruffy voice. I turned, Oh hello Mr. Greg how have you been? "Fine fine how are you?" Oh same old same old just robbin' banks. "Well okay has our servant been treating you?" Uh.. I looked at her, Yeah quite well actually. You should give her a raise. "Oh um a raise..." "Well what you say goes!" Good. Well im out. I grabbed the fries and the burger and left. Hm. Today they were being odd. Well I am a famous criminal so I guess there was no harm. I walk up the street glaring at the ground "Oof!" "Watch it dirtbag!" Huh? Hey who you calling dirt bag? "YOU!" URH! Get outta here and go play with you lady friend would you? "Shut up!" she yelled. "Hey man she told you to stop." said a random guy. This is what I hate, People barging in to a conversation up just to get the lady. "Shut up man!" she yelled. "Dang." he whispered, I dunno what came over me.. I walked over to him and punched hime straight in the face. "OW!" "RAH!" he shouted running over to me. He swang I ducked he swang again I ducked again. I swang I didnt miss he flew over on the ground and scrambled away. She told you to shut up you pervert so shut up! "Hey..." she said. "Uhm sorry about the incident you are kinda cool but um don't just BUMP INTO A LADY LIKE THAT!" she yelled. Ok, I said in a calm voice. "Goodbye!" she stomped away trying to hold back the blushing but I was a criminal so I could see.

Thanks for reading if you did :P it was hard writing so much but its okay so see ya my lemon drops :)