Pewdiepie, a Secret Life

Hey bro's, I thought I should tell you my story, something I've been keeping secret, its very important you tell no one.

It starts with YouTube, I was just finishing the stick of truth, when I beat it and ended the video, I was talking to Marzia, my girlfriend. " Hey, I just finished the stick of truth. it is so fucking retarded." I said laughing. I remembered earlier this morning that she had an appointment, so I was talking to no one.

I sit down on the couch thinking of what game I should play next. Then I hear the door click, and I thought Marzia should be home later on that night, not at 3:00pm. I have played to many horror games to not freak out, so I grab the closest thing to me, which happened to be Edgar. " I have a dog, and he bites like a bitch!" I screamed out, next thing I know I feel a hand on my shoulder, " Holy fucking bitch shits!" I scream jumping, turning around, only to find Marzia laughing her ass off, " Ha ha, Felix I called, leaving a message that I was gonna be home early." Marzia said, in her lovely Italian accent.

" Damn it!.. Oh sorry, yeah... so anyways I beat the stick of truth." I said still full of adrenaline.

With a frown Marzia walked into the kitchen putting the groceries up. " Felix babe! Can you help me, I got a lot groceries and my back is killing me." I go to the kitchen wondering what game I'm gonna play next.

*2 hours later*

"Thank you babe dinner was really good." I said trying to make Marzia take my plate just as she was finishing hers. " Thank you and all you have to do is ask." she said with a smile. Later that night we started to get in the shower... together. She smiles, grabbing me, pulling me closer, we kiss, and have sex.

*the next day*

" Wake up, you gotta go find a game to play sweetie." Marzia said as she was waking me up. " OK morning, love you and have a good day." I said not remembering that I was dropping her off on my way to GameStop.