Humor of the Damned

The messed up dream that brought the note.

"Why do I have the same nightmare every night...IT GETS A BIT STALE!"

"Aki!" My father shouted, "Don't mess around in my workshop while we are gone got that?"

"Yes father, you've said it over and over since I was born and I'm seventeen now. I think not to go down there now."

"I'm just making damn sure boy...I just want you safe is all." He then walks out with mom, if I knew that was the last time I was going to see them he would've said bye and gave them a hug like I had usually did.

Sadly after a few hours of waiting I got interested in what could be down there and just stared at the door like always but for some reason my curiosity got the better of me that day.

"A little look hurt no one." Said everyone ever.

I had opened the door and all I found are multiple bottles, no lables though...besides one, a small black bottle and it spoke, well chanted something.

All I remember after that my screaming and the burning and shocking of my body, and then I wake up.

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"Why do I have the same nightmare every night...IT GETS A BIT STALE!" I shout on the top of my lungs, knowing I'm all alone in this shambling, not very liveable, gray house then again a ghoul doesn't need a great place.

I rolled around my bed then on to the floor and then stood up. "Why oh why Sir Shakespeare is thou cursed as a ghoul for life." I then pick up my dad's skull, "Well you didn't listen to the, son....why am I playing with my dad's skull, this is just messed up."

He then hears a knock at the door and walks downstairs confused. "There shouldn't be anyone here...hmm." So I open the door and looks around and finds a box with a letter attached, "How nice...it better not be taxes and hidden fees." I then joke as I close the door and walk back in. "I kill me..." and a very dead and cold laugh comes out of me.

Aki look at the letter and the longer he stares at the blank front the more words start to form. "Humor of the Dead...WHAT KIND OF NAME IS THAT!" I once again shout hoping everyone in the world hears me.

(I hope you, the reader enjoys this first chapter of the book that as you can tell is a big work in progress but a new chapter will come every week or close to but not past two and a half weeks ^^.)