Forgotten Events: Memory III
Event 21: Sound Ninja's Day Off
For being it the Sound Village, it was rather silent, save for the quiet sounds of a teenager whistling while he cleaned a strange machine. Kabuto took a step back and admired his work. The green and black contraption was spotless, just the way he liked it. He picked up the cleaning supplies and bucket, and tidied up, putting each item away where it belonged, it bother him when things were not organized.
"What the hack is that?" It bothered him even more when people didn't mind their own business. Tayuya stood before his precious machine, staring at it as if it was a rare bug.
"This is mine," Kabuto made sure to establish ownership over the machine, hinting that she was not allowed to touch it.
"That doesn't explain what the fudge it is," Tayuya once again stated her question.
Shaking his head hopelessly, Kabuto replied, "it's a jeep."
Tayuya blinked in obvious confusion, "and a jeep would be?"
"A type of car," before she asked what a car was, Kabuto explained "a car is something you ride in."
Tayuya raised an eyebrow. "There are no horses here."
"It doesn't require horses to move, it runs on gas," Kabuto did not like Tayuya's expression, it was filled with curiosity and determination.
"Let's see it work then," the orange haired girl hopped in the back of the jeep and stood with an impatient look, waiting for Kabuto to activate it.
"Fine, but only once around the hideout," the silver haired young man sat behind the wheel and retrieved a small silver key from his pocket, with a musical note keychain attached. After inserting the key in the ignition, he turned it and like magic, the motor started emitting a purr-like sound and the jeep softly vibrated. "Hold on to something."
"Why?" Tayuya's question was soon answered when Kabuto stepped on the gas as an amused grin appeared in his face. Tayuya fell in a sitting position on the back of the jeep and with a few colorful words, she once again hopped to her feet.
The jeep moved through the tunnels with amazing speed, finally reaching the surface. The wind, the speed, it was all heaven for Tayuya. It ended too soon, when Kabuto stopped once again at the entrance to the tunnels. "That was twice around the hideout, time to get off."
"I want to use it!" Tayuya nearly squealed in a very uncharacteristic way.
"You don't know how to drive, besides, I need it," Kabuto knew, he simply knew, from the second Tayuya found his jeep, that his trip would be ruined.
"Don't be so fudging greedy, there's enough room in this thing for four people, so we can both ride it," Tayuya insisted.
Kabuto sighed, his afternoon was ruined, or maybe not? "I'm not going to spend the afternoon driving around the hideout. I was planning to go the next town while Orochimaru is distracted."
"What's up with him anyway? He's been locked in his room for days and won't let anyone in," Tayuya asked.
"Why would you want to try to go in there?" Kabuto had a suspicious smirk.
Tayuya glared at him, "none of your fudging business!"
"If you must know, it's because one of his snake's eggs hatched and he doesn't want us to see him baby talking to the little snakes and playing with them like a child," Kabuto revealed.
Tayuya looked surprised and in disbelief, "seriously?"
Kabuto nodded and she burst out laughing. "You didn't hear it from me!" It was bad enough that Orochimaru had insisted that Kabuto stayed until the 'birth' ended, just in case his precious pet snake needed a doctor.
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Forgotten Events
FanfictionNaruto - A collection of Naruto short stories, mostly humor.