So people actually read this trash? My last thingy got 4 reads/ views (that's higher than my mental age) so I guess I can tell a story and not feel like a loser talking to myself lol.
So today I was home alone and our #1 rule is: don't open the door when no one is home. So it was cool, until this guy came. He rang the doorbell. I didn't answer cuz my mommy is scary. Now, when you ring the doorbell and no one answers, you should leave right? WRONG! This dude stayed the whole time in his little van, occasionally coming to ring the doorbell. I was scared! I grabbed my knives and everything.
It's ok tho because my mommy then came home. The guy was here to fix the thermostat and not rape me. Moral of the story... if some random guy comes to your door, gRaB yOuR kNiVeS!!
Also, people don't trust me with knives. Lol idk why tho...
O well! Imma probably write a lot tomorrow bc imma be in a long car ride so yea..
I'm out
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