Jiwoo x Cryaotic x PewDiePie x Dodger - The Wonderful World Of Pregnancy

>Chapter 3<

Previously on Jiwoo x Cryaotic x Pewdiepie x Dodger – The wonderful world of pregnancy...

THE DOCTOR CAME IN WITH SCISSOR HANDS AND SCREAMS „ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT let's make a paternity test...

And so it continues...

PLAY THE SONG "WHO CAN SAY WHERE THE ROAD GOES" FOR THAT EXTRA DRAMA

Now the Doctor checks the paternity test of Jiwoo and the duck and Bby.

IT POSETEV!!!! (Says temmi in the distance all you 90's kids remember)

Jiwoo seemed happy knowing that he was actually the biological father of both children and not Pewds. After a moment of great relief and happiness they all look at the duck. Except Pewds he was sad (lolol).

„We have to sacrifice the virign duck.“

(TW!!!)

AND SO THEY ATE IT AND SATAN CAME AND TOOK IT AWAY BECAUSE HE LIKES CORPSES CUZ HE A KINKY WEIRDO. 

Jiwoo wondered how he could be the father, „But how can it bee (look at dem pics for background info)?“

The doctor explained to Jiwoo „You have duck genes.“

Jiwoo is like „Oh ok.“

Cry looked a little bit sad about the death of the duck and screamed fastly „BUT PLS DON'T EAT THE BBY!!!“

The baby smiles at Cry „Thenk mother“.

Everyone leaves the hospital at some point.

Dan (me mean Cry lolol xD dis is not a phanfic, but if you want me to write one give me thumps up!)

Cry and Bby go to work of Cry which is stripping (Bby 18 so it legal just read chapter 2).

~TIMESKIP BROUGHT TO YOU BY KINKY SATAN WITH DUCKS DEAD BOD~

One beautiful night Jiwoo gets an existential crisis (a/n: lol xd same hmu with that phanshit) and thinks about life and his choices that he did. He regrets a lot of them and starts to cryy a little.

„I have to leave Cry because of my manlife crisis ( haha get it midlife crisis but with man lololol rofl lmao hahahah) and go back to being a rabbit, in a different universe cuz yolo amirite.“, Jiwoo winks at the audience (zat u).

He writes a romantic letter with passion and poured all his heart into it, yet it came out like that paper of Spongebob. In this letter he not only wrote his love for Cry and Bby down, but he also explained to him why he has to leave them. That letter was left by him on their shared bed where they did – oh so many times – sweet and juicy love togehter. Jiwoo sealed the letter in with a forced tear out of his eye to get that extra drama (cuz he dramatic af lol).

~FLASHBACK~  DEFINETLY START PLAYING THE SONG NOW I U WANT TO CRY LIKE MME!!!!

Jiwoo, Cry and Bby eat cabbage in their cabbage garden. Looking happy as ever. Cry choked on his cabbage, looked at Jiwoo and said

„Choke me Daddy, let that cabbage not escape my lungs!!!“.

And so he did. He never let that cabbage go (sad lik if u cri evrytim :'()

~FLACKBACK END~

Jiwoo leaves their apartment thinking of all the good and bad memories. He will never forget his one true love.

End of chapter 3

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A/N: Hey hey it me, how did u like it? I'm sorry if I made u sad I know this us a very emotional chapter and with the music and all of that, but don't be mad, I'm pretty sure I will do a happy ending so yea :) give this chapter a like and commeent