ALLEY CLUCK SPAMILTON

HOW DOES A SAUSAGE, BACON, MIX OF CHICKEN AND SOME CANNED MEAT DROPPED IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEAT PROCESSOR WITH COWS HOOVES AND CHICKEN INTESTINE TURN OUT TO BE A HORRID CANNED MEAT?

THE SPAM FOUNDER WITHOUT A FOUNDER GOT A LOT OBSESS - ER

 BY EATING A LOT FATTER 

BY EATING HIS COUSINS

 BY EATING A FENCE

 BY FOURTEEN, HE ATE ALL THE OTHERS CHICKEN FEED

AND EVERY DAY WHILE CHICKENS WERE STARVING AND BEING SLAUGHTERED AWAY ACROSS THE WAVES THEY SHIPPED HIM.

 INSIDE HE WAS STARVING FOR MORE FOOD TO CONSUME THE CHICKEN WAS READY TO BEG STEAL BORROW OR BARTER.

THEN ANOTHER CHICKEN CAME, WAS STARVING FOR HIS FAME TO BE JUST AS FAT AS OL' SPAMMY.

 TOOK CHICKEN FEED TO HIS MOUTH CONNECTED IT TO HIS TUMMY AND HE ATE THE CHICKEN AS TESTAMENT TO HIS PAIN

WHEN THE CLUCK GOT AROUND THEY SAID THIS CHICK IS INSANE MAN, TOOK UP COLLECTION JUST TO EAT ALL THE GRAIN MAN.

 GET YOUR GROUND UP SPAM DON'T FORGET FROM WHERE IT CAME AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR TASTE, WHATS NAME MAN?

ALLEY CLUCK SPAMILTON. 

MY NAME IS ALLEY CLUCKY SPAMILTON.

 AND THERE'S A MILLION POUNDS I HAVEN'T GAINED BUT JUST YOU WAIT JUST YOU WAIT

WHEN HIS WAS TEN HE ATE HIS FATHER AND FELTS SO FULL TWO YEARS LATER SEE ALEX AND HIS MOTHER AT THE SLAUGHTER HOUSE HALF DEAD SITTING IS BUFFALO WING SAUCE SO THICK AND ALLEY WAS FAT BUT HIS MOTHER TOO THIN....

SHARED A COOP WITH HIS COUSIN ATE HIS COUSIN. LEFT HIM WITH NOTHING BUT ONE SERVING OF FEED SOMETHING NEW INSIDE A RUMBLE IN HIS STOMACH SAYING ALLEY YOU GOT TO FATTEN UP HE STARTED RETREATING' AND EATING EVERYONE ELSE'S FEED

There would have been nothing left to do for something less fat. 

He would have been dead or slaughtered without an once of fat.

 He started eating, sleeping, becoming like a vegetable

 Eating all the chicks and that company could afford.

 Scramming' for all the feed he could get his claws on. 

Planning for the fatter see him now as he clucks on the ship head'in for the slaughter house.

 In the processor you turn in to spam

 In the processor you turn into spam 

In the processor you turn into spam

In the processor you turn into spam

 In the processor!

 just you eat!

 Alley Cluck Spamilton! 

The people  will be eating you.

 You can never eat less never learn to be skinny ohhhh 

Alley Cluck Spamiton

 when the canning machines grind for you.

 Will they all know what you ate? 

Will they know you deserve the fame? 

The world will taste your fat ohhhhhh

the ship is in the slaughter house see if you can spot him. another fat chicken coming up from his cage.

 His family eaten the farmers never forgot him.

 Me he ate me. 

Me he ate. 

Me he ate me.

 And me, he surprisingly ate me

there's a million pounds i haven't gained and i just eeeeaaaattttttt !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats your name man?

 Alley Cluck Spalmiton

(DUN)