I saw this and I had to....
The signs as Queens/Kings
Aries: One two three I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND
Taurus: And, uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to F*** with me because I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night! Feast for everyone, even peasants!
Virgo: SSSSH leave me alone I'm planning next World War
Libra: I'd like to meet all the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a ball tonight!
Scorpio: Every one in the kingdom wants to kill me or F*** me
Sagittarius: National Get S*** Faced Day! Am I right?
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERF***ER!
Aquarius: Name all the planets after me RIGHT NOW
Pisces: I don't want to go to war. Can everyone please be happy and look at how many kitties there are in my palace!
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Zodiacs
Random~This is pretty much zodiac junk found on the internet. I didn't make any of this up, only the internet made it up. Sorry if I didn't put your zodiac as a tag~
