Haikyuu Fun-Shots

Ice Slaying

An au where Tsukki, Kuroo, Bokuto, Akaashi, and Kenma go ice skating for the day!❄
P.S I know I put Ice Slaying😉

Today since it was December(I Know its not December just roll with it), Tsukki, Kenma, Akaashi, Kuroo, and Bokuto decided to go ice skating to indulge in some winter fun.

As the five friends excitedly (And some boredly) entered the rink, they went to the skate rental vendor to get some skates for the fun ahead. But unexpectedly, both Kenma and Akaashi had brought their own skates surprising Bokuto and Kuroo, and even had Tsukki's eyes widen in surprise.

"Wow, for actually going along with our idea you guys really seem up for skating!" Kuroo said to the pair.

"Well me and Kozume-san had a pair of skates back at the dorms so it wouldn't be much of a bother to bring them with us today." Akaashi said with his usual expressionless face.

"Hey, hey, hey! But usually you guys opt out whenever me and Kubroo here have an idea or hangout plan!" Bokuto exclaimed.

"That's because majority of ypur ideas and plans are idiotic just like you." Tsukishima said with a smirk.

"Hey that's not true Tsukki!!" Bokuto and Kuroo said together.

"It kind of is true though Kuroo.." Kenma agreed politely abor.

Both Kuroo and Bokuto slumped together dejectedly at Kenma and Tsukki's comments.

"Let's just go ice skating already." Akaashi said making the two instantly perk up and put on the skates in a rush.

As the group entered the rink they held onto the wall to stabilize themselves, until they heard a thud behind them. Kuroo and Bokuto glanced behind to find Tsukki sprawled on the ice backwards. Kuroo and Bokuto burst into laughter at the sight while Tsukki seethed in his spot attempting to try to get up.

Then suddenly to figures zoomed past the bunch making Kuroo turn his head to see Kenma and Akaashi on the ice- with no problems whatsoever. Kuroo furiously tapped Bokuto's shoulder to point at the scene in front of them.

"Bro look at Akaashi and Kenma skate! It's like they've been skating since out of the womb!" Kuroo exclaimed in awe. Bokuto nodded in agreement speechless at the fact that their two kouhais were better at skating then the both of them combined.

As Akaashi helped Tsukki get the basics of skating, Kenma just skated by himself whilst playing his PSP, skillfully skating backwards and all the while avoiding people in his way.

"It's like Kenma is Yuri Piletsky's twin!" Kuroo exclaimed at Bokuto.

Kuroo and Bokuto sprouted an idea after finally getting used to the ice. Thw two callenged eacb other to.a.race to test their skills on the ice.

"Let's race bro! I bet you 1000 yen you can't beat me!" Bokuto shouted boastfully.

"I'll bet you on that bro!" Kuroo said while giving his friend a challenging glare.

"Just you wait my bro, I'll beat your ass during this race and I'll be 1000 yen richer!" Bokuto yelled at Kuroo.

"I was just about to say the same thing bro!" Kuroo said with a smirk.

"Ohoho! Great minds think alike my bro!" Bokuto said also showing a smirk.

"More like stupid minds, are dumb alike." Tsukki muttered making Kenma and Akaashi snicker at the comment.

Bokuto and Kuroo had a stare down before taking off, with Bokuto in the lead. Soon Kuroo was right by Bokuto's side neck to neck and almost at their designated finishing point.

"This won't turn out good." Akaashi said to Tsukki and Kenma, in which they both nodded in agreement.

Just as they were about to reach the finishing point, Kuroo tripped. Heading face first into the ice.

"Oh shit!!" Kuroo yelled bracing for the impact.

"Don't worry bro I got you!!" Bokuto said grabbing Kuroo's waist, only to drag Kuroo and HIMSELF backwards; Kuroo and Bokuto screeched and flailed their arms wildly, as they both landed on their asses with a loud thud.

"Ooooooh.." Kenma and Akaashi said while wincing at the impact of both Kuroo and Bokuto's falls

"Bwahahaha!!"All was silent until, Tsukki burst out into laughter, while he himself crumpled​ onto the ice, clutching his stomach while trying to dry his tears from laughing.

As Bokuto and Kuroo tried to help each other up from the ice, Bokuto's weight brought the both of them down again, making Tsukki burst out into even louder laughter whilst still on the ground, except now he was slapping at the ground trying, but failing, to contain his laughter.

~Time Skip to end of Skating Trip~

"Shit Bo, that fucking hurt like hell..." Kuroo said rubbing his ass to soothe himself of the pain. Bokuto only nodded in agreement with his friend, his face also contorted with pain.

"Maybe I should go with your guys' plans more often, seeing as how the both of you looked like ungraceful, flailing, dumbasses on ice!" Tsukki said, chuckling to himself.

Kuroo and Bokuto glared at Tsukki but kept quiet with their matching, bright red faces from their embarrassment.

Throughout the day both Kuroo and Bokuto had to deal with Tsukki's constant teasing about skating, while Kenma and Akaashi silently pitied them with their fate of dealing with Tsukki's endless embarrassing comments.

Author's Note:
Bwahahaha!!*wipes tears*
I would love to go ice skating with them! I feel bad for Bokuto and Kuroo it hurts like hell when you fall on your ass on the ice..😂😂😂