My Dad is trying to make me socialise! Send help immediately.
We have family friends over and he is trying to get me to talk to them.
Mum or Dad, if you're reading this I don't mean anything I'm saying, I love talking to these people and I love you. You are the best parents ever!
Dan and Phil are great. They're so in love. It's obvious. They'll be together forever and they'll have two children named Wolf and Susan the 4th (I think that is the number they are up to. I don't know, I lose track of all the Susans.) They are secretly married. They love each other. PHAN IS CANON!
Okay, now that my parents have stopped reading, help! I find people who aren't fanfiction reading or writing fangirls/shippers boring. Get me away from all these normal people. (Just kidding, they are all wonderful people, I just don't want to socialise with any of them.)
Do any of you have any excuses that I can tell my parents so they don't make me talk to these people? Ones that aren't 'I have an assignment I need to do', cause though it almost always works, I've used it a million times and I think they are starting to catch on. Please make suggestions in the comments, cause if you don't I'll have to talk to people and I don't want that!
