Joe hits on you every second you're with him. Everyone, EVERYONE, knows about Joe's undying love for you but you're just //so// oblivious.
It's crazy! His pick-up lines aren't even subtle. Ranging from "hey beauty." to "HOW COULD YOU BE SO BEAUTIFUL." but it's like you're deaf, or blind, or both! Cause somehow you did not get any flirtatious signals from that.
Okay, maybe you blush once in a while but you didn't really took the line as a compliment, you took it as a joke for some odd reason. Of course, everyone thought you're the most unsuspecting person to ever graced this Earth.
Maybe it's because in your mind you just can't see yourself with a cool, hot, radical, awesome, and incredible dude like Joe despite being a cool, hot, radical, awesome, and incredible person yourself. But it just seems so out of reach and far-fetched that every time the idea pops in your head you just throw it off a nearby imaginary creek or something.
"Oooh, hot! Hot! Hot!" You muttered sharply with a hiss under your breath as you accidentally poured a bit of coffee on your hands. As if on cue, Joe walks in the room with a sly smirk on his face.
"Just like you." He winks as he usually does with a slight chuckle, he proceeds to walk on the other side of the room, which was probably only 7 feet away from you. He looks at you with such admiration, as if you were the most beautiful human being his eyes were blessed enough to stumble upon on. The smile never left Joe's adorable face.
The silence between you two was broken with Joe's voice,
"It's a beautiful day today." He said, his stare never leaving you. The puzzled look on your face only made you look cuter as you try to comprehend what he just said.
"Uh, Joe it's raining and foggy outside? You can barely see anything." You said in a confused tone, one eyebrow raised to indicate suspicion. Damnit (y/n)! He was talking about you! But you still didn't caught it.
Finally, Joe decided to end this flirtatious battle, which technically wasn't actually a fight since he's the only one playing... anyways, he slowly walked towards you to create dramatic tension. The smile still plastered on his face.
"I was talking about you, you are so talented and smart and beautiful (y/n). Your presence radiates so much unfathomable beauty and brightness it's impossible to look at you without falling in love. It's almost like a big giant 'fuck you' to the sun," he ranted, "what I'm trying to say is, I like you, a whole lot. No matter how clueless you are, just... damn." His head focused on the floor, just at loss of words.
"I-I don't know what to say." You said quietly, almost like a whisper. So you did what anyone sane would probably do.
You leaned in, slowly you pressed your lips against his and a wave of shock and electricity sparked in both of your veins, it was almost tangible. You were thinking of going straight to the doctor cause holy fuck, that amount of love is probably not healthy. But right now you were focused on the kiss —which you had immediately need to break off to due to your desperate need of oxygen.— panting for breath, you smiled sweetly at him.
Joe's heart felt like it was going to burst! Seriously what the fuck are these health issues man. The smile grew wider, and immediately into a laugh. He couldn't believe he landed on such a talented and beautiful lady, it's almost like high-fiving God and having full access to heaven.
"Your lips look lonely again, wanna meet mine?"
This time you got it.
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YOO 7 MONTHS LATE O SHIT WHADDUP. Anyways, hi long time no see, I miss all of you whoops soo I got a burst of creativity ayee. Anyways, this was pretty cheesy.
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