I sat on the chair with Cupid while watching the kids in kindergarten draw and play and sipping my coffee. I came to the kindergarten nearby for an experience with working with kids and so Cupid decided to join me. Cupid was busy staring at his phone totally bored when a little girl came up to us.
"Can a whale swallow a human?" she asked me with a curious face.
I said "it is physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat is very small."
The little girl stated "But Jonah was swallowed by a whale." She said quietly.
Irritated, I reiterated "a whale could not swallow a human; it is physically impossible."
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
I asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him." I was shocked by how rude this girl was but soon got angry when I heard Cupid trying to keep in his laughter. He was practically shaking with laughter as the girl walked away.
"Oh don't stop doing what you're doing. Laugh out loud" and he cracked up while I fumed in anger.
"Oh Lila, you just got roasted by a 5 year old. Do you still want to teach kids in kindergarten?" he said while still laughing so loud the kids were staring at him.
"Be quite, cupid! It wasn't that bad and I still do want to teach kids. They all aren't that bad"
"Oh really, I don't think so since your face is red as a tomato. Admit it arguing with a kid is impossible and that was embarrassing!"
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"OK FINE! It was embarrassing." I shouted in frustration and walked out leaving a laughing Cupid and a bunch of kid staring at the door I left from.
