Third Person POV:
The tension was thick. Take a plastic knife and it can cut through this like a hot knife through butter. Overwatch and the Konoha 13 were in a dinner. Located on the abandoned Route 66 in America. Hell would break loose as Angela and Tsunade leered at each other. Ready to kill.
The rest of Overwatch and Konoha 13 backed away from the two of them. They were like mother figures to Naruto, and no body wanted to be near a pissed off mother. But, each side was on guard and ready to fight one another.
Naruto POV:
'Crap! I know the old hag can kill someone with her fist, but mom's staring her down on equal ground!' I thought with fear of a woman can have as I sat at a booth drinking some soda I got from the open dinner.
Hana tapped my shoulder from behind and leaned over to my ear to whisper me something. I signaled her to come over to my booth and act normal but not to make it too obvious.
"Hey, Naruto. Whos the blind chick sending me death eyes?" Hana asked as I sighed and scratched my cheek
"She's Hinata Hyuga. The guy with the same eyes is Neji Hyuga, her cousin. She's the heiris of her clan back from that hell hole and is obsessed over me. But I'm not interested." I said as Hana looked at her with stink eye.
"Why the hell is she obsessed with you if you don't like her that way?" She asked me as it became irritating for me to be affiliated with Hinata.
"I saved her from a few bullies back when we were kids. Ever since then, she's been like a stalker and creeping me the hell out. Besides, she's not my type." I answered harshly about her as I voiced no mercy.
"What is your type then?"
"Well....I guess, you." I said honestly as I looked away embaresed as she was a bit red too. "You're fun to hang around with. Strong willed. Always fun to tease. And you're competitive too. I guess that's why, I like you I guess." I finished the last part softly as I could feel the steam escaping my face.
"T-thanks. M-Maybe, we could hang out after this is all over?" Hana said as she looked away, finding the posters more interesting.
Hinata POV:
'Who the hell is that bitch? Shurley she doesn't think she has a chance in hell with my Naruto? Like anyone would go for a short twig with no tits. I'm the perfection of beauty and sexyness.' I thought as I saw them takling and them blushng.
"That bitch better not have taken him away from me. Naruto is mine." I muttered under my breath, activating the Byakugan as I stared with hatred and rage at the twig shrimp that sat across from Naruto.
Third POV:
"What the hell are you thinking that I'll give my child away to some old wench that reaks of alcahol?" Angela taunted at Tsunade as their smiles ever grew and their tick marks buldging. Tsunade's strength cracking the table under their hands.
"And abandoning him is any better?" Tsunade retorted as both of their veins calmed down and all was silent. Until..."You bitch/You Old Hag!" Both of them jumped over the table and began rolling on the floor and beating the shit out of each other.
"Fight!" Kiba said as he spent no time hitting McCree dead in the face as the cafe turned into an all out fist fight. Ninjas vs Super Soldiers. Konoha vs Overwatch. All who ever keeps Naruto as he sat their in his booth alone dumbfounded.
Hana was already fighting and holding her own against Hinata. Much to his surprise as he then saw Hana pistol whip her in the tits. Causing her to wince and hold them gently. 'Yup, that's gotta hurt. No. Wait. It better hurt like hell for that stalker.' Naruto thought as he sat back and saw this go on.
After a few hours and the dinner getting beatened and used. it became boring. "I'm board." Naruto said as he got up and avoided the fist and bodies flying everywhere as he saw Jessie fighting Chouji and about to get punched by a giant fist.
"Now now chouji. Go sit your ass down and eat a dick." Naruto said as he uppercutted him in the jaw and send him crashing up the cealing. "Mind if I borrow your gun?" Naruto asked as McCree handed him his Peacekeeper and blocked an incoming bite from Akamaru.
Naruto sighed as he stood in the middle of the diner and pointed the revolver up and shot all six rounds. The shoots being loud enough to get everyone's attention as everyone looked at Naruto holding up the revolver. "Now that everyone's done acting like their from an old fashion cowboy movie."
His sentence inturupted with Genji giving one more punch to Sasuke while Hanzo holding him in a full Nelson. "Thank you. Now let me make this clear Tsunade. I'm not coming back. End of story. So get your shit and leave." Naruto said as he handed back the Peacekeeper to McCree and walked back to his booth.
"B-But Naruto-kun, what about us? Why would you leave your fiance for something less important?" Hinata asked as she had tears and anger written on her face. He paid no mind to it as he closed his eyes and hold his cup to his lips.
"One, I'm not your fiance. Never have been and never will be. Two I hate each and every single one of you since apparnelty you all ask too much of me to do when I wanted a break. And finally, your not, nor will you ever be my type you stupid, creep of worthless flesh." Naruto said as he put his cup down and Sombra and Reaper 'oohing'
"This is better than any novela we've seen." "Better than any novelas i use to watch with your mother." They said as they were on the sides eating pop-corn. "Are you two seriously eating popcorn and watching this like a novela!?" Naruto shouted as they nodded and waved him off.
Hinat trembled as she had Hana in a headlock before and pulled out a kunai from her sleeve. "Then if I can't have you...then NEITHER SHOULD THIS BITCH!" "Hinata/Hana!" Cries of stop and worry from both sides came as Hinata was about to slice her neck off and with a wicked smile on her face.
The kunai broke before it could even come close to Hana, as Hinata wondered what happened. "You leave her out of this, otherwise..." Killing intent was felt as Naruto stood in front of Hinata with his fox mode and red blue eyes appearing. The top of his hair had two blonde fox ears mixed with orange as his back hand nine swirling orange fox tales.
"I'll kill each and every single one of you." Naruto said as his voice was sharp and cold. His tails multiplying and wrapped around the Konoha 13's necks and senseis. He then walked over to Tsunade and held up his hand, forming a Rasengan, but swirled with blue flames.
"Their's a reason why I didn't kill you all when I saw you. I'm finally free of my prison you call home. I have a new life here. With them, and her." Naruto said as he pointed at Overwatch and Hana and smiled at them. "So, ether leave this world on your own and never return. Or leave in a body bag." Naruto finished as he tightened his tail's grip around the necks and the flames growing brighter.
Tsunade sighed. Her luck in bets were the same in her luck in life. Absolute shit. "Fine. We'll leave now. Let them go." Naruto dispersed his Rasengan as everyone went out of the cafe brused and scratched. Jack opening the aircraft with his keys and signaled everyone to come in to celebrate back home.
Naruto released everyone as they held their necks and were given a rout to take back home on their own. As they were about to go their seperate ways Naruto looked as they were about to jump of who knows where. "Oh by the way. If I ever see any of you around this world again. It'll be the last." With that said, the aircraft door shut and took off as the Konoha 13 and Hokage left soon
Naruto sighed as he was soon meet with smirking faces from everyone. "Yeah yeah, laugh it up. I know what I said and I mean it. Remember though: my mother." Naruto said as that shut everyone u[ except said woman coming out of the cock pit? "Did someone call my name?" Angela asked oblivious to the fear Naruto planted
"Nothing mom." Naruto said as he plopped down next to Hana and relaxed his body, tails and ears. "So, um, wanna hang out tomorrow?" He asked as Hana smiled a bit and leaned into his shoulder. "Sounds good. I'm kinda beat." She said as she felt his tails wrap around her and snuggled into him more.
:End Story:
Sorry If this wasn;t how you wanted to end. But I feel like I cant write Naruto fanfics as I could before. Maybe I'll add a gag chapter that's semi-cannon to this story. This will be marked as complete. Thanks for the support for this wierd crossover!
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