Shane and Joey had gotten home early the next morning.
Airplanes were exhausting.
They dropped their bags on the floor and snuggled together in bed as close as possible.
Soon, they were asleep.
...
The next morning, Shane woke up first and decided to vlog:
Shane: WHY HELLO!!! *pedophile smile* It's me, Shane Graceffa Dawson!!! Yes, me and Joey are officially married. Oh, looks like my beautiful husband is waking up and gracing us with his presence.
Joey: *groggily* Who are you talking to..?
Shane: My whores? Who else.
Joey: Oh...
Shane: Isn't his morning voice sexy? *kisses Joey on the nose*
Joey: That's mean, and tempting. You can't just kiss someone on the nose and expect that to be enough.
Shane: *raises eyebrow at camera* Well!
Joey: *attacks Shane, and kisses him.*
Shane: AHEM! Anyway, I just had a beautiful honeymoon, and maybe I'll tweet some pics later if your good, RIIIGGGGHT JOEEEEEY?!
Joey: Oh my gosh you're so weird.
Shane: I know. Well, we should probably take a shower, my hair looks like shit.
Joey: Wait, a shower, or showers.
Shane: *looks creepily at Joey* A shower, as in singular shower, as we would be together.
Joey: *blushes* They really don't need to know that Shane.
Shane: Maybe not.. but they WANT to know....
Shane: Well, see you guys in a little bit We, are gonna go get ready.
He stopped vlogging and they went to take a shower and unpack.
...
"Jack, my darling, what do you want to have for lunch?" asked Shane, in a girly voice.
"Are we role playing Titanic?"
"That's not important right now, what's important right now is that I'm extremely hungry!"
It had been a week since their honeymoon, and Shoey had been closer then ever.
Maybe it seemed creepy, but Shane got lonely when Joey left him to go to the bathroom sometimes. Okay, he was attached, but this extremely attractive man SAVED HIS LIFE MANY TIMES!!! Besides, Joey had always been there for him when no one else was, and he seemed equally attached.
"IM ORDERING CHICKEN!!!" he called from the kitchen.
Of course he would. Chikkity-Anya.
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