We ran out of the school faster than Donald Trump could (try to) shake the pope's hand.
We ran outside and hid behind a couple of very large bushes. Convinient enough.
"Okay.... Now what?" Sadie asked immpatiently.
"Do you have your phone?" I asked.
"Yeah." She reached into the pocket of her white shorts and pulled out an iPhone 67 with a pink case with cupcakes on it.
"So, CALL THE POLICE!" I said. She quickly dialed 911 and put the phone up to her ear.
"Hello?" She said.
"Put them on speaker!" I whispered. She obeyed.
"Hello, how can we help yah?" There was a guy on the other line with a southern accent.
"Um our principle is um... like he's like... um.."
FOR GODS SAKE!
"OUR PRINCIPAL IS GOING TO KILL US ALL!" I screamed into the phone.
There was a pause. "Look, I know y'all don't lak school, but that's too bad. Y'all gotta get through it."
"No, you don't understand, our principal is Donald Trump!" Sadie said.
"...... Donald Trump?" He sounded confused.
"Yeah." I said.
"This lahn is for emergencies only." He said, followed by a loud monotone beep.
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO! HE COULDN'T HAVE HUNG UP ON US!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"Now what?" Sadie asked.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"TURN OFF YOUR PHONE." I yelled.
EEEEEEEEEEE-
"What do we do, Jack?" She asked.
"It's Jacob.... and I don't know..." I rubbed my imaginary beard.
"I know who to call!" She exclaimed. She quickly dialed a number. "We need assistance. ASAP." She ended the call.
"Who was that?" I asked.
"Look above you." She picked at her shorts.
"I'll get pooed on by a bird. No thanks."
There was a loud steaming noise coming from above me. I decided to look up, because either that bird was having problems or it wasn't a bird at all.
I looked up and I was shocked to see who it was.
It was Joe Biden using a jetpack, about a meter away from my head.
His dark shoes lightly touched the ground as he landed on the grass in front of us.
"What the heck?" I said in shock
"Hey my dudes what's up?" Joe smiled.
"Hey, Joe. We need you to do something about this Donald Trump situation. Apparently he's killing kids." Sadie pointed to the school. Joe shook his head.
"Ahhh typical Trump." He looked up at the school too.
"Uh, Mr Biden sir?" I started.
"Please. Call me Joe."
"Uh okay. I think we should ship him off to like, Africa or something."
"That's a great idea, whatever your name is." He patted me on the head.
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Donald Trump, My School Principal
FanficAfter losing the election, Donald Trump became lost. He had no job, Melania divorced him and took all the money, and he was on the verge of loosing his home. As his last hope, he became my school principal. There's something fishy about him though...
