(Akito's POV)
"oWIIWIWISIISISIIIIIWWWWEEE!!" Shouted ugly Malcolm. I had slapped him right across his face.
Malcolm's dad walked up to me. "HOW DARE YOU SLAP MY PRECIOUS LIMITED EDITON SON." He shouted.
I stared at him. "Limited edition?" I thought to myself. "Is that a compliment?"
"Hey" I heard a voice inside my head that interrupted my thinking. "Am I dead?" I thought. "No, it's me, Goth the Moth, I can read minds. Hey, how come you don't think about my butt?"
...
I was so done. Goth The Moth would NOT stop talking about his butt, or butts in general. He was a disgrace to me and all the emo gods.
"OH MY -"
My thinking was once again until I was interrupted by Malcolm's dad yelling. "My poor son is hurt because of you- you- you puberty rash!"
Puberty rash? What the actual flipping emo is that?! Man, this guy is really bad at compliments and insults.
"How does Bob, the nicest man on earth, have a friend like you?!" I froze. What was Bob going to think of me as a friend? My only friend (besides Gothy) would be raged at me. I turned around and saw Bob...
Looking at the mustard.
"Mmmmm, delicious!! I can't wait to put this on my hot dog! Ohhhh! Yummy yummy!"
Thank the Emo gods he was looking at mustard.
(Bob's POV)
Hmm... Should I get Heinz brand or Pickled Rap brand..? I'll get both! Ohhhh! And maybe I should get the new "Mustard Lemon" brand!
(Akito's POV)
Malcolm stood up and started twerking.
"EAT MY FIERCE TWERK!"
His twerk was so strong it blew me and Goth across the room.
"IT'S... TOO.. STRONG!!" I shouted. Goth the Moth gasped and dashed across the Target floors. He flew back with a fidget spinner in his greasy little hands. He threw the fidget spinner at Malcolm and his dad like a ninja star, which killed them both.
Goth went over and picked up the fidget spinner and ate it. Bob was still distracted by the mustard. Goth inhaled the corpses into his butt, and all the evidence. And that was really disturbing to look at.
(Bob's POV)
Boy, I have no idea what's going on back there but it sure is loud!
(Akito's POV)
Bob finally turned around with his hands full of mustard bottles. "Heya! I'm going to buy some mustard if that's okay with you! Did you get your fidget spinner?"
I nodded an Emo nod.
"Hey, where did Malcolm and his dad go?" Bob asked me.
"Oh, a yellow man came up to them and told them he would take them to walmart. But he lied and put them in a sack ..." Goth the Moth said.
Bob stared at him.
"WHAT WAS THAT?!" I yelled at Gothy in my mind.
"First thing I thought of." He responded.
"Oh... Alrighty then!" Bob smiled.
"You're not mad about your friends being in a sack?" I asked Bob. "Nope! If they die, at least they will be in a better place! And maybe they are going to Walmart! Maybe they're just ridin' in style!" Cheered Bob.
And that's the end of Hot Dogs w/ Akito!! +fidget spinners! Hope ya enjoyed! Who knows what chapter could come next... Sp00ky
