The Perfect Wedding Gift [A Naruto Fanfiction, Konohamaru]

The Perfect Wedding Gift Part 2

Konohamaru walked over to Ichiraku Ramen. "Maybe I'll get an idea from here, " he thought. When he got there, the ramen shop was empty except for one occupied seat.

"Iruka-sensei!" The sole patron at the shop jumped up, startled. "Konohamaru-kun? Do you need anything?"

"Nothing really, unless you could help me think of a gift for Naruto-niichan"

"A gift huh, if it's a gift you're thinking of, wouldn't something that would show him how much he means to you be best?"

"That's true, he means a lot to me, but how do I show that?"

"Well, if you're having trouble thinking, maybe some food might help get you going?" the shop owner interjected.

"Ah yeah, one large miso char-siu ramen please!"

"Ah the usual then. The two of you really have similar tastes, don't they, Iruka-sensei?"

"I would say so. Konohamaru-kun is like a second Naruto."

"Iruka-sensei! C'mon, I'm not that much like him."

"Really now? A prankster from his childhood days, hard-headed, lazy, careless, clumsy, hotheaded, got the hots for women with the bya..."

"FINE! Cut it out sensei..."

"But I was just getting to the good part. The both of you may have had your faults, but you are both skilled ninja, proficient in shadow clones, the rasengan, summoning, very dependable on missions..."

"And there's also the sexy jutsu! But... I can't really make a gift out of that. At least not for a wedding."

"I hope not. I can't imagine what the Hyuuga will do to you if you dare show that jutsu at the wedding. Or the reception for that matter."

"But maybe I could throw nii-chan a bachelor party with it."

"Maybe, but would he really want a lap dance from a harem knowing that they're all you?"

"Hmm... maybe not. Back to the drawing board then."