Cupcakes equals Death

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Cupcakes are equal to death.
Because cupcakes are made of dead things
And so by eating a cupcake you're eating death.
Therefore you're a DeathEater.
And that means you're in the Harry Potter world.
And that means yer a wizard.
And so cupcakes are the same thing as Hagrids smooshed cake.
So everyone that eats cupcakes (except for the mean people's) are wizards.
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
YER A WIZARD HARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!
who else cried when Dobby died!!! 😭😭😭😭

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