Sting x Natsu x Gray

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All dragon slayers: . . .

Me: WHAT IN TARNATION IS THIS?!

Natsu: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

Me: WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HUMANITY.

Shippers: MANY THINGS~!

Me: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY MANY THINGS?!

Shippers: So much to stuffs.

Me: But seriously, WHAT IN TARNATION

All dragon slayers: NO!

Me: I SHIP NALU AND GRUVIA.

Natsu: I AM NOT GAY

Wendy: You're not happy, Natsu-san?

Natsu: O-OF COURSE I AM!

Wendy: Then why did you say that you're not gay?

Natsu: UMMM....

Me: Wendy sweetie, we'll explain it to you soon.

Gajeel: So ummm, Author-san needs to study.

Me: Good thing it was half day today.

Sting: But tomorrow its regular day.

Me: NUUUUUUUUUU. WHERE'S MAH HUSBANDO?!

Rogue: Who's your husbando?

Me: SUZAKU KURURUGI!!!!

Suzaku: *arrives* yes my love?

Me: Gahd, where have you been?

Suzaku: Military stuffs.

Me: As usual.

Suzaku: Now go study!

Me: BUT...

Everyone: STUDY!

Me: H-HAI! *leaves*

Cobra: *looks at you readers* Til next chapter.

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