☆☆☆Delicey☆☆☆
Oh, the seas.
Oh, the skies.
Oh.
Oh.
I've been stranded on this oh so awfully temperate island. It's terribly warm and not cold and uncomfortable in many ways. Not to mention, there is no bathroom, so, what would happen if I happen to have to go?
And I'm oh so tired.
It's all because of that stupid boat, oh what was it called? Titanic?
Well it had to sink.
And now I'm stuck here.
Oh, dear me, I'm so pityful right now. Oh.
Let me just lie down here, on the sand, and wait, maybe someone would come save me, a prince yes?-
*pinch*
AGH OH MY GOODNESS A CRAB-
*pinch pinch*
MY HAIR OH MY HAIR THIS IS AWFUL
BAD CRAB YOU AWFUL THING YOU
"Well I'm sorry milady but you were trying to lie down on top of my house, shoo shoo now, run along." said the crab.
...............
OH GOODNESS
OH
SALKSDFJD;GLKF;GK
I CAN'T EVEN.
A TALKING CRAB
OH
GOODNESS GRACIOUS
I must be having a heat stroke, yes, that must be it.
How about I lie down under that coconut tree instead, yes, that's a fine idea Delicey.
Fine idea indeed.
Then I realized, I have the sudden urge to pee and poo at the same time.
Oh.
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This will make sense in the next chapter if ever you don't catch my drift. :) ~Mitz
