Mom: I am divorcing your father! LOL.
Son/Daughter: oh god what now mom
Mom: He gave me a stiffy for our anniversary last night. Unreal.
Daughter/Son: A stiffy!!! Ew mom I don't need to hear about that.
Mom: No , a Swiffer. 30 yrs of marriage for a Swiffer.
Mom: What is a stiffy.
Son/Daughter: Don't even ask. But it's better than a swiffer LOL
