me:you look delicous o_o
pie:thanks want to take a bite
me:sure (bites pie) o_o mmmmmmmmmmmm
pie:hahaha you just bit my ball sack
me:ewwwwww you are a asshole
pie:i love you o3o
me:yeah well i hate you
pie: i know
me:(bites pie)
pie:owwww that was my eye
me:mmmmmmm
5 MINUTES LATER
me:(burp)
me:i like pie o3o
pie:uhhhh it hurts
me:your still alive (grabs knife)
pie:Noooo stop please
me:(stabs pie countless times)
THE END