"And he had a bape mask. He had two beads drooping down his face as his afro blended it in...." I gave a description of the guy to the gay guy, his name's Vennett. Seems like a unisex name, am I right?
"Oh- pshhhhh, that nigga, mmmmmh, girl you fallin' for the number one Playboy." Vennett said smacking his lips. I thought for a moment.
Once a Playboy, always a playboy.
"I guess you're right." I sighed and rolled my eyes. I couldn't fall in love with a fucker if I tried. Well, single and not ready to mingle.
"Boo, there's many other fine lightskins here. This is like a black plus hispanics since you're our first, plus Overloaded with lightskins, plus asians, plus Puerto Ricans, and a lil' white people." Vennett said laughing. Wow, this is a very outgoing school.
"Lets make a clique." I said immidiently. What's better than having a group of identical people like you who have different personalities and abilities joined together? Takis, thats what, but we aren't focused on that.
"With who, boo?"
"Asians, light-skins, dark-skins!"
"Why'd you say asians, lmao?"
"Well, we do need someone smart to help us in the gground. Who says 'lmayo'?"
"Thats racist, and I do."
"Nooooo, thats positive racism."
Vennott face palmed herself as I wiggled my eyebrows. "Bitch, you annoying, but lovable." He said. We shared a good laugh until the bell rang for class.
"Mmmmmm, I gotta go to history and see that fine tall glass uh' chocolate milk studying history today. Bye boo!" Vennett said while hugging me sideways.
"Bye!" I yelled back as she was halfway to class. Wait- I'ma' fucking idiot! I'm supposed go get my schedule, duh!
•••
"Ms.Lobrosé, you're late." The office lady said. I shook my head in disappointment. "I'm sorry-*cough*bitch*cough*."
Luckily, she didn't hear me. But I heard a squeaky chuckle from behind me. I turned around and saw that Afro dude. He was laughing super hard, I think his eyes were red.
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"You okay....?" I asked while patting his back. He was probably choking on his breath. His laughing made me wanna laugh, he look like a fucking mouth-open alligator.
"I-AHAHAHHAHAA"
He must be real hurt on the inside... This nigga could run a laughing marathon.
"Is you okay?!" I said louder. He settled down.
I didn't know I was so funny... Sike. I'm not funny. He was probrably laughing at the fact the office lady didn't know I called her a bitch.
"Sorry Latina, I'm a-aight." His laughing slowly died down. Why is he in the offic-
"Ms.Lobrosé, your schedule." The office lady said holding a short piece of paper. I slowly walked over to the counter and released my hand out to grab the paper.
Hmmm,
SCHEDULE FOR LARBROSE
Okay, not how you spell it but, okay.
Arts Math Language Arts P.E Reading -Lunch for all- Science Releasing
I looked the paper over again to get a clear visual. Arts first, perfect. I could finally do stupid shit on paper.
•••
"Okay class, todays lesson is Unit 1 Sketch Portfolio. And I'd like to welcome our first Latina student, Ms. Lobrosé!" The teacher called out, and then started clapping. I stood up from my desk and pushed the chair aside so I could stand better.
"Please introduce yourself!"
"I'm Mia, already told as a Latina or Hispanic. I am very good at writing, and I love to sketch. I also like hip-hop and I'm not one of those prissy white girls listening to Justin Beiber." I said slowly to everyone.
Evergbody just sat their amazed. I think their amazed? Or... Mentally freaked out. I stood their akwardly as everyone stood their looking like quiet muppets.
"O-kay? Thank you....?" The teacher said akwardly, and I pulled my chair up and sat down embarrassed as FUCK.
Before the teacher could finish her other sentence, a boy bursted through the door.
"Bit, bit yuh!" They all said while Reversing. Yes, I know what reversing is, I'm a dancer.
When my mom's not home, hah hun.
"Please! Mateo, Kida, and why are you in here making all that noise?!" The teacher yelled.
"I dunnoh', cuz' this is our class." Afro boy said.
"Mateo, I got dis'." Said, well, I'm gonna just say Kida, that's what everyones been saying, so why not?
"They say the classroom is like home right?" Kida said.
"Yeah bu-" The teacher said.
"And at home, kids can be kids, right?"
"Thats not what it mea-"
"So I don't give a flying frog FUCK About what you think we should be doing. This, is, home." Kida said aggressively. I laughed a little, which turned into a full laugh fest.
"Lobrosé, detention, with all these raggy boys standing in the door."
De-detention? BITCH YOU TRIED IT!
Mateo Bowles
"Escuchar a la perra muda grande! Usted chupar polla todo el día, pero no podemos hacer lo que queremos hacer !? ¡LA PERRA ESCUCHA FUCK SU TOAD QUE MIRA EL ASNO!!!!"
I just stood at the door as Latina was cursing out in spanish. I didn't know what the fuck she was sayin' but I heard 'fuck' in one of her sentances.
•••
We was all walking to detention through the school halls. "The teacher is cancer bruh." Latina said. I laughed a little, "That bit annoying, bitch must think she runs everything because she reminds me of hell!" I said laughing. I guess I made Latina laugh too. "Hey, Latina, whassur' name?" I said bumping her by the shoulder.
"Just call me Latina, but if not, Mia is my name. Mia Lobrosé.
