A tin of Milo went to space and became an ALL STAR and started blending in with the rest of the universe. One star said to the Milo tin, 'ALL WE KNOW is that PARIS is a tiny place which is somewhere on a planet which I think is called earth. But ya know what?... I want to be CLOSER to earth and I am NOT AFRAID to get there. Also it turns out there is a SCREEN almost everywhere u go.' Milo looked at the star and was gonna say something about earth but didn't. Instead it said 'I bet if u go to earth u will give PARIS some ROSES but don't be going off SETTING FIRES'. The star was amazed at this Milo tin's wisdom and said 'ur LEGENDARY! I have an idea... When I get to earth I will scream out "I am NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP" really loudly for the world to hear'. Milo never told the star about how there were humans on earth and how some of them had a HEAVY DIRTY SOUL, how some humans got a MIGRAINE, or how there were ANIMALS on earth aswell. The star decided to go to earth straight after their conversation but it took it a while to get there. First it had to go to a place called NIRVANA then a place full of METALLICA then a place full of bird breeds and the main bird breed were THE BUDGIES.
10,000 years later...
The star made it to earth... well the star thought it was earth but it was actually a planet that looked like earth but wasn't.
But what happened to that Milo tin? Well it was used to make a HOT CHOCOLATE.
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The Randoms
Short StoryThis book includes short stories with some puns and the words capitalized and written in bold are bands, singers and songs and are for the puns.
