Funny Qoutes

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Dear Math,

Please Grow Up

and Solve Your Own Problems,

Im tired To solve them For YOU.

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Great Power

comes Great

Electricity bill.

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IN BED, Its 6:00 a.m

You close Your eyes 

for 5 minutes, when you woke up

its 7:45 a.m.

IN  WORK, its 1:30

you close Your Eyes for 

5 minutes, when   you woke up

its 1:31.

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being Single 

is Smarter than 

being in a 

Wrong relationship.

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Cinderella is a proof

that in JUst  Pair Of Shoes

Can Changed Your Life"

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Follow your Heart

But Take your heart

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My room Is not messy 

Is Just obstacle course

designed to keep me Fit..

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All my life I thought 

Air is Free

But When I Buy

A Bag Of Chips

I Realize It.

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If Asshole could Fly

SO this could be a Airport

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I  DOnt Like Morning people

Or Morning.............

Or PEople.............

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I dont Know Kung Funny ba Ito.

I Just Caught it from Google.

and Pintrest..

just Love It Okay..

And Make Your Life full Of Happiness not anger nor madness.

DeaDLy Amethyst

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