Creation - My version

Creation - part 1

           

So in the beginning there was only space. I know, cliché, but that's how the story goes. I mean space as in the big black expanse that that our planet hangs in, only there were no planets, no stars, no black holes, no asteroids, zip, zero, nada. It was just infinite space, but you see space had a conscience, it could think for itself, it was (and still is) a living thing, now being the only being in existence space was incredibly bored and even lonelier – what's weird is the fact that space new that, sure space was smart but the concept for anything like that hadn't been thought up yet – so space decided to make some buddies to hang out with, you know being the all-powerful being he is, thing is space wasn't really motivated to do anything, motivation wasn't even a thing back then so, he kind of half tried. He managed to make stars and asteroids, but they were just floating bits of gas and rock so he slapped them way across... himself? Blah, that doesn't matter, he made a ton of them and just kept throwing them away because they were boring, he couldn't figure out how to give them their own free will, so the only thing they were good for was intergalactic pinball! And that's why to this day asteroids bounce around space like no bodies business. Anyway, space eventually figured out how to make planets, although his first attempts were pretty useless, in all he made nine planets (sound familiar?). Now these planets while and improvement from ping pong asteroids were like the earliest computers, relatively smart but couldn't do much unless you told them to do it, like a calculator. Now one of these nine planets was a bit smarter then it's brethren, it certainly had more potential to do stuff, this planet was later called Earth, Aka our planet. Earth was not a weird combination of gas and other stuff (like Jupiter) and it wasn't tiny (like Pluto). Now I haven't specifically named the planets yet because at this time there were no astronomers to name them after roman god's and such what, plus they had no names, there wasn't such a thing. Now on with the story, Space quickly got bored of the nine planets and sent them off into the junkyard of the universe, narrowly escaping homicidal black holes and exploding super nova's. No, Space didn't make those but what he failed to notice was that the galaxy was growing on its own. Now the planets found themselves in galaxy with a singular star and a couple of asteroids, so that's where they made their home, anchoring themselves to the star, the closest being mercury because he was made first and last Pluto (Pluto is a planet) because he was made last, and living their lives on their own. Now this is where we leave the other eight planets and focus on ours because well, the other planets didn't really do much after that. Now get ready for the next part cause this is where things get interesting!

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Thank you for reading, please vote and comment, feed back is wanted DEAD or ALIVE (sorry had to do that)! This creation story is all me, I made and I own it, it's not connected to any religion or other creation story (except the Greek one, sort of).

The next part will be coming soon!