Dolan x Helbent, The true story

Whoa.

Once upon a time, there lived a beautiful princess. Except it wasn't a princess. And it wasn't beautiful. 

"It's Dolan!" Screeched Doopie, throwing a plastic water bottle at the ground and screaming, "Get down fuckers!" as the bottle exploded. Hellbent cried out in searing pain, because the water was holy and it BURNED his skin.

"GODDAMMIT! I WAS GONNA USE THAT SKIN!" Hellbent cried out like a little bitch. Dolan felt bad for Hellbent...except he didn't. Because Dolan was the devil and took pleasure in watching Hellbent melt like the witch from The Wizard of Oz. Doopie was REAL mad, because that holy water bottle was supposed to kill Dolan! 

"HA! Foolish person! Don't you know--Oh damn he's hot." Dolan said, checking out Hellbent's melted, burnt-ass ass. Hellbent winked at him.

"Thank."

Dolan helped Hellbent up, then Melissa ran into the room and yelled, "Oh no! Hellbent, you just gave Dolan cooties! How could you?! He has a wife and now he's pregnant because of you!" She also had half the other cast of characters too.

Tolop would have said something, were it not for a freak accident that left him unable to speak. We'll just leave it at there was a leaf blower and a firework involved. He was deeply scared from the entire experience. Oh, and he was actually Shima in disguise. 

"Huh? No! Dolan isn't pregnant!" Hellbent replied. 

"Uh... Actually I am." Dolan told Hellbent.

"WhaT?! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?! YOU MONSTER!" Cried Hellbent. 

Dolan glanced around the room. "Hellbent, don't screaM! YOU'LL SCARE THE CHILD!" Dolan salad, screaming so loud a jet plane came out of his mouth.

Ghost Toast and Doopie got in between both of them. Ghost Toast tried to calm them down, and said, "Yo, Dolan, maybe don't scream while we're at work? You know how mad the boss gets..." 

Doopie, however, was not attempting to make things better. She threw another bottle of self-made holy water at Hellbent and, like a demon melting into a pile of goo, Hellbent melted into a pile of goo. He screamed like a baby that got punched in the face.

A door was slammed open and everyone was quiet. Tolop whispered to Melissa,"The boss looks mad..."

And Melissa replied, "Holy fuck, I thought you couldn't talk." 

The Boss looked around at everyone. He was mad. You could see the steam coming out of his ears. If he had any. He was earless though.

"Dolan!", Emoji yelled, "What did I tell you about getting pregnant and screaming at work?!" 

Dolan shivered, because Emoji was so mad that the sun exploded. It was cold. "Boss, I—"

"WHAT DID I SAY?!"

"You said not to..." Dolan mumbled out of shame. Emoji nodded.

"Now, GET THE HELL(bent) OUTTA MY WORKPLACE!"

Dolan ran away, tears trailing behind him like he were some anime girl. He didn't even notice he had the baby while he was running. Hellbent picked up the babu. Sadness was in his eyes. Yes, the word 'sadness'. Tolop and Ghost Toast ran over to Hellbent and rested a hand on his shoulder. Well Tolop did, because Ghost Toast didn't have any hands.

"Go to her..." Tolop whispered in Hellbent's ear. Ghost Toast looked at Tolop with eyebrows so raised they broke the ceiling.

"Dolan is a guy though." He said. And Tolop gasped.

"That's pretty gay fam."

Hellbent ran with the baby in his arms after Dolan. No one could stop him. Not the lizard people that control the government, not the fact that his son was the Boss at the company he worked at, or the fact that his baby was a tiny robot. He had to see Dolan.

He watched as Dolan ran into the street. There was an oncoming car! Hellbent yelled out "DANGER DOLAN!" Dolan turned around in the middle of the street to see Hellbent holding Robo. He made this face that looked remarkably similar to is 2015 logo. Hellbent was almost happy that Dolan was hit by the car.

Nixxiom got out of the car and casually meandered his way over to Dolan's mangled body. "Hang on, I've got a bandaid." He said, pulling out his small Bandaid Bag™, and choosing the Hello Kitty one. Nixxiom stuck it on Dolan's broken leg. 

"I swear to SHIMA," Dolan screeched, "my leg is so much better thanks to Bandaid Bag." And he looked at the camera and winked. That was it.

Hellbent was getting full custody of Robo. If Dolan wanted to be a sell out than that was his choice. Dolan saw Hellbent turn around and he called out, "Oi, ya fat pig! You got me preganananant and to be a sell out! You better get over here and marry me before I start selling some Wendy's!"

And that's why Hellbent and Dolan are in a secret relationship that no one else knows about. It's a secret to everyone. Even Goobie. And Robo. Not Tolop or Emoji though. They got it.