The Signs As Things In Ze Kitchen

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Aries: Stove

Taurus: Ze food

Gemini: Spatula; they can show two faces

Cancer: Glass cup

Leo: Anything with a reflective surface

Virgo: The ice cube once kicked under the fridge. NEVER to be seen again. NEVER!

Libra: Peaceful spoon. Totally harmless. But can gauge your intestines out.

Scorpio: The BIG KNIFE that ur mom won't let u use

Sagittarius: Plate cause they shallow

Capricorn: Bowl cause they deep

Aquarius: The steam coming from cooking just floating in the air. Dreaming

Pisces: Faucet. They can really turn on the waterworks

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