Feelings of the shortest 6th grader

Chapter 1: Kindergarten Clothing

  When you were in kindergarten, if you were a girl of course, ever chased the boys around the playground? Well...Yeah, this is where it all starts.

  The whole time through kindergarten when I was actually still pretty with no glasses...

so I was a sorta popular girl. I had a group of eight friends, Miyah, Erin, Sydney, and lots of others I can't remember. and every day when we walked on the playground, all the guys cowered in fear. Why you asked? BAM! we were the fastest people in the school. Every, single, day, we would chase some guys until we captured them and imprisoned them under the slide. so I guess you could say it was the longest game of cops and robbers in history.

  That continued for the rest of the year.

  but that's not all we did during that year. I never told how we caught them. *evil smile* (jk) but you could say we were kinda...err...ruthless.

Sometimes we would grab them by the collar and pull them to ground, sometimes pretend to shoot them and they would pretend to be shot.

But I had my signature move, the shoe fling.

  Imagine you chasing a five year old boy, he runs and runs, and eventually gets too far too catch, what do you do? kick your little girl legs and let that shoe fly!

  it worked almost every time. You have no i dear how many minutes I got in time out for that one.

  Anyways, on with the story.

  Close to the end of that year, I had a dream.

***********DREAM*************

  I was running on the playground chasing someone. when all of the sudden, my clothes disappeared and I was naked. I quickly ran and hid by the swings. And apparently I made a lot of commotion while doing it because the whole school started surrounding me. I crouched down for like five minutes when a boy came up to me and licked my face.

I got really embarrassed so I ran in search of my clothes. Eventually I found them in a tree on the side of the jungle gym, but they weren't just sitting in the tree, they were sitting on a beehive in the tree. and then I woke up.

************DREAM OVER*********

When I woke I was so petrified I stopped chasing guys for good, and gave my position as head chaser to Sydney.

  I dont even like the game tag to this day.