Can It Get Any Crazier?

Tough as a general

Alexander, Angelica, John, and Peggy all had AP U.S. History with Professor Washington. Alexander didn't know who the man was but John said that he was chill and butchered everyone's name so you'd have to come back at him with a butchered response. Alexander looked at John and nodded, "I got this.  " They all walked into the packed classroom. Not many people stood out and the professor wasn't there yet as it wasn't time for class to start. The four had managed to get some seats near each other. Alexander was sitting next to Angelica and John was next to Peggy. John and Peggy were chatting about each other's interests, both of which were red in the face. Alexander scanned the dark skinned woman sitting next to him up and down, "You strike me as a woman who has never been satisfied. " She looked at him in surprise before speaking, "I'm sure I don't know what you mean you forget yourself. " She looked back down at her book, Angelica had no interest to talk to him but he interested her slightly. "You're like me. I'm never satisfied. " A dull pink crept on Angelica's face, "Is that right?" He nodded, "I've never been satisfied. " She smiled at him, "My name is Angelica Schuyler. " "Alexander Hamilton.  "That's when the Professor walked in. "Good evening students. For those of you who don't know, my name is Mr.Washington. I hope you're ready for this year.  Let's do roll. " John was right. Mr.Washington butchered everyone's names and everyone said present like one would if it were a gift. " Alexander. Where is Alexander? " Mr.Washington said. Alexander immediately raised his hand, the professor didn't butcher his name... HE WAS BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE! "I'm here professor!" Mr.Washington nodded. The class proceeded with an introduction to the course, syllabus, and an announcement. "This weekend, there will be a ball where Winter is the theme. It is FORMAL ATTIRE ONLY.  So no jeans, hoodies, t-shirts, etc. Class dismissed. " The class was suddenly a flood of people as Alexander and Angelica stayed seated. "Who're you going to the ball with? " Angelica asked as Alexander looked at her. "I don't know, I'll probably go with the boys and crack open a cold one.  " He shrugged as she shook her head. "I hope to see you there Mr.Hamilton.  " She walked out of the classroom as Mr.Washington was sitting behind his desk. Alexander took the chance to meet the teacher on a one-on-one. "Pardon me, my name is Alexander Hamilton and I have a question." "What is it son? " Alexander frowned, "I'm not cha' son but I wanted to know why you messed everyone's  name except mine? " Mr.Washington looked up from his laptop, "Because I'm too lazy to do it correctly. Yours just so happened be to get lucky. Nothing more or nothing less.  " Alexander nodded and left the classroom, soon catching up with John and Peggy.