two boys are aguing when teacher entered the room
ONE BOY ANSWERS " WE FOUND A TEN DOLLOR BILL AND DECIDED TO GIVE TO WHOEVER TELLS THE BIGGEST LIE"
"U SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF UR SELVES " SAID THE TEACHER "WHEN I WAS UR AGE I DID NO KNOW WHAT A LIE WAS "
THE BOYS GAVE THE TEN DOLLARS TO THE TEACHER
A Girl to a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?
Boy: It' all yours.
Girl: Can I take some water?
Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.
Girl, thodi der ke baad: Bhaiya agla station kaun sa hai?
Boy: Mere baap ne mere bheje mein GPS fit nahi kar rakha hai, jaldi se seat khaali kar, mujhe neend aa rahi hai.
Pappu ko hamesha school mein galtiyon ki wajah se maar ya daant padti rehti thi.
Ek din Pappu ne phir se hamesha ki tarah homework nahin kiya tha aur isliye teacher us ko daant raha tha.
Teacher: Sach-sach bata homework kyun nahi kiya? Sach bolna nahin toh chaddi utaar ke maarunga.
Pappu ne bade bholepan se poocha: Sir, jab galti meri hai toh phir ap kyun chaddi utaroge?
Judge: Kya naam hai tumhaara?
Mulzim: Huzoor, Ram Lal.
Judge: Tum ne 10 saal se apni wife ko dabaa ke, daraa ke, dhamka ke, apne control mein rakha hai.
Mulzim: Judge sahab vo aisa hai ki...
Judge: Khamosh!!! Main safaai nahin maang raha hun; tarika bata tarika!!!!
Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL and T20...
Same rules should be applied in Exams too!
1. Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.
2. Power Play - No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.
3. Cheer Leaders - To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.
4. Strategic Time-Out - Time For Students For Discussion.
5. Super Over - Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.
Best wishes & best of luck for exams
Mulla Nasruddin's young wife, recently returned from her honeymoon, was complaining to her friend about her husband's drinking habits.
"If you knew he drank, why did you marry him?" her friend asked.
"I did not know he drank," said Nasruddin's wife, "until one night he came home SOBER."
Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.
Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.
Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji... main...vo... kuch nahin.. bas aise hi...
Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do...
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
Husband-Wife's Facebook and WhatsApp life...
On 'WhatsApp'
Wife: Ghar kab aa rahe ho???
Husband: Pata nahi dimaag mat khao... bahut kaam hai aaj...
On 'Facebook'
Wife: Dear when will you be back... you are the best husband in the world... miss you!!! Come back soon.
Husband: Thanks for being there always... so lucky to have a wonderful wife like you!!! Will be back soon honey.
"Where's the barber who worked on the next chair?" asked the old customer as he was getting a shave.
Hadn't you heard about Bill? said the barber. It was a very sad case.
He grew nervous and despondent over poor business, and one day when a customer said he didn't care for a massage he suddenly went out of his mind and slashed the customer's throat. He is in the asylum for the criminal insane now. Will you be having a massage, sir?
Sure, go ahead! said the customer.
