Yes this is for my metaphorical wife. Now you may wonder Galaxy what does metaphorical wife mean? Well it means in my dictionary that she is a pretend wife that you may or may not want as your real life. Also when you 40 and single you marry eachother.
And yes I am bisexual just to let you know but this note down here is for if my metaphorical wife finds this.
So you found the book good job I probably outed myself some how but right now you probably love this book already. Because it is all the stories I made for you and put time into and put into a tiny book so here it is and here they all are for my metaphorical wife.
And yes their is a yellow mouse on the cover..
YOU ARE READING
Stories I made for my metaphorical wife (they are the best)
General FictionThe title is what it is and if you ever find this your the best metaphorical wife!!
