(MW= metaphorical wife M=me)
M-I swim swam
MW- I swim swum
M-A crossed the seven seas
MW- with my bare hands
M- I went rawr to the sharkies
MW- sharkies will run
M- and fish sticks were yum
MW- indeed
M-and I found a tiny boat
MW-row row your boat
M-I named him Robert
M- and I did it all for a cupcake
M-for you
MW- awww I'll share it with you because you the bestest metaphorical wife ever
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Stories I made for my metaphorical wife (they are the best)
General FictionThe title is what it is and if you ever find this your the best metaphorical wife!!