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Hello, I write this in peace.
I am Cameron. I am an idiot. I am a small Scottish boy who has nothing to do but complain.

So, welcome.

I write awful poetry, that for some reason I still get A's on from my English teacher. But whatever.

So, I've come here to complain about one thing with America:

Your fucking dictionary.

Websters adds a new weird ass word every year: last year it was 'selfie'.

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I am disappointed.

You know how hard it is for English learners to keep up with the god damn constant updates?

Some jobs require you to know English, and I mean no body got time for this shit. Here in a couple of years, English is going to be harder than freaking tradinal Chinese! That's saying something! So I beg you,

STOP.

A lot of you might not have the power to stop this madness, but do something. Please. This is crazy. Nõ búènõ amígõ...

Thu na h-uile a ciall

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 19, 2017 ⏰

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