What a lot of hairy-faced men there are around nowadays. When a man grows hair all over his face, it's impossible to tell what he really looks like. Perhaps that's why he does it. He'd rather you didn't know. Then there's the problem of washing. When the very hairy faced men wash their their faces, it must be as big as a job as when you and I wash the hair on our heads. So what I want to know is this. How often do all these hairy faced men wash their faces? Is it once a week, like us, on Sunday nights? And do they shampoo it? Do they use a hairdryer? Do they run hair tonic in to stop their faces going bald? Do they go to a barber to have their hairy faced cut and trimmed, or do they do it themselves in front of the bathroom mirror with nail-scissors? I don't know. But next time you see a man with a hairy face (which will probably be as soon as you step out onto the street) maybe you will look at him more closely and start wondering some of these things.
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The Twits
FanfictionMr Twit is a foul and smelly man with bits of cornflakes and sardine in his beard. Mrs Twit is a horrible old hag with a glass eye. They've kept Muggle-Wump the monkey and his family caged in the garden for far too long, and now the monkeys want to...
