Pet Peeves and Rants

Pet Peeves

Shit
That
Pisses
Me
The
Fuck
Off
Honestly.
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( Part one: Only 5 of them that piss me off but tell me if you would like to know more )

1. People who correct my horrible ass grammar
Nobody
Asked
You
To
Suddenly
Become
A
Teacher
And
Correct
Me.

Cause I'm bout done with school so lemme get this shit over with and forget all the bullshitting ass geometry and English I had to learn that won't help me with my daily life.

Not only are you not my teacher or mother.
You get mad over the dumbest shit such as
•Your or You're,
• Bitch and Bitches
• Over shit auto correct does
• Not having a coma
• Me breathing and existing
• Capitalizeing and shit

I could type " hi hoe how the fuck you been "
Then you would respond and be like " * Hi hoe, How the fuck you been"

This whole * shit needs to go if we not role playing or if auto correct fucked you up don't use the shit DO NOT CORRECT ME WITH THE SHIT.

Point

Blank

Mf

Period

Like you acting like texting is a full essay paper that I need to be correct on every single thing I type or I'll be unsuccessful in my fellow life the shit needs to go and I'm tired of the bullshit.
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2. How body shaming is like a new ass trend.

Lookie here bitch.

I hate when other women bring down other women honestly.

Every single one of you are beautiful in every way

But I'm not finna talk about this much rn imma have a full ass chapter on body shaming.

3. SoundCloud Artist trying get out there

Okay I get it.

You trying be the new drake breaking my damn hotline bling with them vocals but congrats on trying.

Okay I get.

How you trying so hard to be the next Ed Sharen or however the fuck you spell his wierd ass last name but I'm not loving the shape of them damn vocals cause those shits need serious help.

But do not comment under my shit saying oh you should listen to Lil Lil  *adds link* my song Sprite Soda cause this is what we not going do.

That link can either actually lead me to your music or to my bank account being hacked.

Sometimes the shit leads to the wierd side of pornhub but it needs to go.

I do not trust fucking links
I never will after watching a video where this god damn man started watching this guy from his laptop and tracked down his location and killed him.

Don't promote yourself through links to me.

Just say your username and I might check you out when nobody texting me and it's 5 am and I'm bored and missed booty call hou- I mean the hour to relive my sins

But stop with the link shit bitch cause this what we not finna do.

4. Joining in on my singing season

Based on a story that happened a day ago
Never
Do
This
Shit
To
Me

So I was singing Jeremiah Birthday Sex

So I was jamming cause I was in my feelings then suddenly let's call this person Sarah decides to join in on me

1. You just killed my whole vibe
2. Your voice fucking ruined my hearing and eye sight
3. You don't even know the lyrics bitch

Not only are you looking dumb as shit saying the words bout 10 mins late and trying to be on beat but you can't catch it you look as dumb as X did when he got nocked out by Rob Stone come on now.

So don't kill my damn vibe and join my angel voice when singing a sex songs cause I'm trying to be attractive and get someone to actually like my ugly ass :,)

5. People who don't listen to my conspiracy theories

Look you stupid as hell.

I
Am
Woke.

Look I know what the fuck I am saying
It may sound dumb to you
But when the shit happen don't come to me then

I be mad predicting shit to happen all the damn time.

But if you choose joints listen to me you dumb as hell.

Some shit I strongly believe is true

• The Mandela Effect ( I'll write a whole chapter about this shit)

• Me being the next Ravin Simone cause I be seeing in the future like fuck.

• 9/11 conspiracy theories

• Disney and Nick is now being used to brainwash kids

• The illuminate is being shown is shows to influence views to join

And bitch that's just some cause I gotta whole lotta shit I believe in

I just don't believe in the whole celebs being lizards I mean them bitches snakes or whatever but not literally come on now.

- Well hope you enjoyed me getting mad whole writing this whole thing but comment it you would like more. Have you a good day Queens & Kings -